Happy Birthday Judge Judy!!!
Judge Judy turns 74 years old today.
"Splodey heads keep splodin' " - Sarah Palin, 7-1-16
So, she emerged from the dinosaur shell 74 years ago today. Her first words were to the doctor delivering her, "Make it snappy, they are serving sushi in the hospital cafeteria."
shareHer first words were to the doctor delivering her, "Make it snappy, they are serving sushi in the hospital cafeteria."
Followed by, "I didn't spend 9 months in that crummy womb so that I could deal with you stupid people!"
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ROFLMFAO Gubbio!!! You just left me in hysterics.
shareHey, Tatman ! How you doing?
Pretty frustrated. I am working on Judge Judy vs Beyonce, but she is so hard to imitate. I keep scrapping my imitations of her because I hate them. I have Judge Judy's lines done but her lines are slowing me down. In other news, I just landed a good paying job this week FINALLY. I have been either largely unemployed or in garbage jobs since graduating college back in 2012. This is the first time I have been offered a decent professional role. It's clerical and the pay is nice too. Didn't think I would land the job because I have pink eye. I just don't know how I am going to go in and start next week if I still have this obnoxious pink eye. I told the lady I just got *beep* in my eye the morning of so the hiring manager would brush it off and not be offended I came there with pink eye. But right now I am battling to get rid of this pink eye. Got it last Sunday. How are you doing Gubbs?
shareTat, congrats on your new job. Hope things work out for you.
"I didn't spend 9 months in that crummy womb so that I could deal with you stupid people!"
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lol I've never heard her say that, Mike. That's funny.
<“Every man of courage is a man of his word.” - Pierre Corneille>
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