New defenses for litigants, now that Trump is the President!

Now that Trump is President, litigants can use a whole new barrage of responses when answering Judge Judy, as the President should be a moral compass for his citizens who elected him to office.

Let's start with when Judge Judy asks a litigant about finances:

JJ: "How much income did you claim on your taxes last year?" or "How much do you earn a year?", etc.


Lit: "I can't answer that because I'm being audited by the IRS, and as President Trump has declared more than once - I can't reveal anything about my finances while under audit. Once it's through, I'll be happy to share that information with you."

JJ: "You ate the steak, now you pay for the steak..."

Lit: "As President Trump has said: IF you're not happy with the final result of something - even when it's finished and you're enjoying it (or someone's services), you don't have to pay for it...ever. This is America, and Americans are not obliged to pay for something they have used, own or eaten if they are not 100% satisfied with it. "

Let's move on to sexual conquests and relationships (especially for male litigants):

JJ: "Miss Jones says the two of you had an intimate relationship for over two months. Are you saying it's not true?"

Lit: "Look at that face and her body. Look at her...Does that look like someone I'd be attracted to? I don't think so, folks, I don't think so. And I'm going to sue her for saying that."

JJ: "In this text you say you went to stop by her house and have what can be described as 'sexual relations with her'. How do you explain that?"

Lit: "That's just locker room talk. Guys talk like that, but they don't act upon it. It's just boys will be boys. My witness - my third wife - can attest to that."


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