11-16: Deon Rose and William Wood
Today's episode had two cases with rather nice looking plaintiffs...
Deon Rose was suing the Mendoza brothers for putting his picture up in their $1 Store. Apparently, he didn't want to pay $1.50 per cigar while the pre-price said 2 for $1. Ceasar Mendoza who waited on the handsome gent told Judge Judy his "inlish a no goo" so his brother - who owns the store but was not there - testified for him. WTF?
(Sidenote: I was waiting once again for JJ to turn to Byrd and say "Big, big wall...and they're going to build it!")
So it was understood that Mr. Rose threw 33 cents down on the counter and walked off with the cigar - so they called him a shoplifter. With a mix-up of dates, JJ threw the case out - while Mr. Rose maintained his innocence. For some reason, Mr. Rose sued in September even though the incident took place in late December. JJ found it ridiculous (even though you have 3 years to file such a lawsuit).
Hey, if Mr. Rose wants to smoke my cigar - he's welcome any time. And I'll return the favor.
Next up, Mr. William Wood suing his landlord-to-be, a young woman who looked like Miss Piggy (seriously). "Wood" was one of those hot Millennials with the handsome face and fuzzy lumberjack beards. Sure, I would rather he didn't have the beard - but hey, he did deserve his surname. Lotsa wood going on. (He also said his landlord was discriminatory against him when she learned he was a Freemason.)
BTW, he won his security deposit back.
"Splodey heads keep splodin' " - Sarah Palin, 7-1-16