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"I'm 300 pounds!" - 11/23

posted 8 years ago by pvd295
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Ahhh...today were the two 'drunk' litigants who broke up, and the female plaintiff was suing her ex-boyfriend for (what else?) a re-financed car loan. At one point, the female also claimed injuries she suffered when he allegedly pushed her and she dislocated her rotator cuff.

The defendant responded in the negative, claiming he would do more damage than that - claiming: "Look at me! I'm 300 pounds!"

Yes, but the female litigant was about 400 pounds - so she bounced right off the wall and injured just her rotator cuff. How is that not hard to understand?

"Splodey heads keep splodin' " - Sarah Palin, 7-1-16 

[–] hack-stone 8 years ago

They don't obey the laws requiring insurance for automobiles, and you expect them to obey the law of physics?

[–] deem_bastille 8 years ago

Yes, but the female litigant was about 400 pounds - so she bounced right off the wall and injured just her rotator cuff. How is that not hard to understand?

the bigger thy are the harder they fall only if they fall on someone.

but fat is a good cushion.

Oh God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more.

[–] pvd295 8 years ago

When he was said he weighed 300 pounds (in his defense) I was waiting for Judge Judy to respond:

"So what? Look at her - she has at least another 50 pounds on top of that. She's a hefty hoofer, no slim string bean. You expect me to believe that in your defense?"

But Judge Judy never, ever criticizes a woman's appearance or weight. Never ever. She saves that just for men.

"Splodey heads keep splodin' " - Sarah Palin, 7-1-16 

[–] mcolby-125-523976 8 years ago

If that tattooed, face pierced lady from the other day was a man she would have said something, but since it was a woman (I think) she didn't say anything.

[–] willywonkasrevenge 8 years ago

She ate the steak. And the hoof.

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