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Favorite Judy quotes

posted 8 years ago by nicetryjan
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Mine are:

Let me explain something to you!
LISTEN TO ME!
You ate the steak and paid for it!
-taps her wrist- Sushi lunch!

[–] hack-stone 8 years ago

Do you ever wonder if Judge Judy ever ate the sushi but didn't pay for it?

[–] pchrp 8 years ago

Where did you think you were going, to the beach?

HEY!!! Uncross your arms/Take your hands off the table/Take your hands out of your pockets!!!

[–] jmichael3387 8 years ago

"You could live to be a hundred and you'll never be as smart as me."

I also like when someone says they're not working because they're disabled....and JJ says "You were healthy enough to make 3 babies."

[–] jmichael3387 8 years ago

"That comes under the category of TOO BAD."

"You're a BUM."

[–] jmichael3387 8 years ago

"He doesn't know if he's afoot or horseback."

[–] richardbeirne 8 years ago

To a litigant who's completely disorganised:

"Did you know you were coming to court today?"

[–] Gubbio 8 years ago

"Not even Byrd believes that!"

(It gives the impression that Byrd is a moron who would believe anything!) 

[–] jmichael3387 8 years ago

"Don't look over there, look at me!"

"Put those papers down!" or "Quit messing with those papers!"

[–] wrightinchicago 8 years ago

I don't care...move along....Next!

[–] jmichael3387 8 years ago

"I wouldn't loan him money to buy a goldfish!"

"There's something wrong with you."

[–] kms23 8 years ago

"You're an idiot!

[–] jmichael3387 8 years ago

If I was the judge hearing your child support case....

You'd be breaking-up large stones....with a very small hammer.

You'd be digging graves for elephants....with a spoon.