Shafieh Bryant &Jamie Foxx vs. Richard Blake and other guests 2/10/2017
I figured Shafieh (?????) Bryant and Richard Blake were from D.C.!! You can tell. More than likey Southeast. Diana looked like Jamie Foxx with Rick James' hairdo. Those goddamn Shirley Temple curls..... *shudders*
The group were pissed over Halloween candy, where Shafieh "Big Girl" Bryant was suing her brother for destroying her property.
Continuing on with Rick James/Lionel Richie look-a-like day....
Then we had Rockwell (complete with a little Jherri-Curl) wanna be Nathan Mitchell, who had a cat, that was stolen by Matthew Lawson. They were apparently both truck drivers and Nathan arranged a favor with Matt Lawson about watching his cat. Matthew apparently stole the cat and secreted it away, then sold the cat off to some unsuspecting fool.
Matthew completely forgot when his baby was born from his girl who looked like she was about 25 years older than he was. I could totally see his girl dancing with a bottle of 1800 brand Tequila to "Tell it to my Heart" by Taylor Dayne in a neon colored strobe lighted dance club straight from the late 1980s.
Then the ball episode.....
Cheryl Brown was in court suing Lamont Turner over the damage that his son caused her car when Lamont's kid kicked the sh!t out of it. Little Lamon (????????). accidently played in front of Cheryl's house (like most kids are want to do, they're kids), and inadvertently left his basketball there. Cheryl stole the basketball and Little Lamon went to Cheryl's van as she was backing out of her driveway, and had gotten "fresh" when he was asking for his ball.
Cheryl came off as a complete "b". Lamon claimed that Cheryl said "Go get your b1tch azz diddy!" and I loved how Lamon called his "daddy" his "DIDDY". They had to be from South Carolina. Cheryl looked like the bird from NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter. She was supposed to be a "singer" but was probably a cocktail waitress who did part-time Karaoke songstress at the same bar.
I didn't like Cheryl's smug, matter-of-fact attitude the whole time. I also didn't appreciate Lamont Turner's complete "I don't give a fvck" attitude either.
Myisha Clark had CRAZY ASS hair. That dry ass, Pug hair had me not even feeling her. She looked like she ran out into the wilds and skinned an animal and put the hide on her head. Then she looked in the mirror and was like "Yes, this is the best!"
The plaintiff, Alexandra Butler, looked like my bitchy ass accounting professor during graduate school, Dr. Floran McFarland. They could literally be twins. In the end, JJ sided with the defendant aka Clan of the Cave Bear and kicked Alexandra out of her courtroom.
Hallway Interview:
Clan of the Cave Bear: "I think Alexandria's practices are a....little deceptive...."
Knock it off, Hudson.