Country Farm Neighbors and Monique Roberts 2/24/17
Desiree Meyer was in court suing her neighbor, John, over her dog biting her son. John ended up having to put his own dog down. Then Desiree turned around and sued his ass and won. This was a snoozefest, if not for the fact that Desiree was a MILF.
Latime Bryant was in court suing his friend Darrell (Da’Rell) Lee over a $1700 loan for a vehicle. Darrell kept screwing with JJ and giving her bullshit ass excuses and flat out lied to her throughout their 10 second case. In fact, the commercials lasted longer than the actual case. The girl sitting in Latime Bryant’s corner was a cutie. She had on that sexy black shirt showing them nice tetas.
Darrell kept saying that Mr. Bryant promised him things that would never occur. He insisted that Mr. Bryant GAVE him money. Well, Mr. Lee, you can wish in one hand and sh1t in another and you tell me which hand fills up faster.
Monique Roberts was in court suing Donald Anderson over a car. Monique had a prior relationship with Mr. Anderson’s old ass. Donald had a good ass job at the VA and retired to help out with Monique and her kids. I could see Monique silly ass driving a Nissan Quest minivan. She kept making faces and annoyed me. Donald didn’t have a driver’s license at all for what reason? Maybe a DUI? I don’t know.
Donald was driving Monique’s car and Monique tried to lie to JJ and claim that she didn’t know anything about Donald’s driving without a license. What’s up with people’s damn $700 damn dollar car payments?!
Monique was caught in several lies that made her look like a ridiculous liar. Donald seemed much more believable. Monique INSISTED that the payment on the car was reversed, even though Donald, in an ultimate “drops mic” moment, showed that he made the payment through his bank statement. Monique seemed like a very difficult woman with a little beer gut.
I DIED laughing when Monique tried to talk and JJ was like “BYE!!!” I loved Monqiue’s rant during the hallway interview:
Monique: “GET A MAN WHO IS TRUE TO HIS WORD!!”
Jennifer Samenus sued her neighbor Justin Rummell. These two had to be from somewhere in Oklahoma or Kansas, or Arkansas. Justin muttered this great line of dialogue:
Justin: “My dog got run over….”
Jennifer was suing Sling Blade, Jr. because his dog attacked her dog after he hopped a chicken wire fence. Jennifer was a cutie. She wasn’t all botoxed and fake and she seemed very intelligent. I just can’t believe she is from around those country ass farm folk (that might be inbred), and she’s that hot, intelligent, and well spoken. I would have given her a nice slap on the ass.
Justin told Jennifer that if she ever catches his dogs around her property again, she can shoot them. Then Justin’s hideous, Rocky Dennis looking girlfriend started talking. JJ quickly shut her up. Jennifer then asked again about getting money for her garden that the cows kept ruining. JJ gave her the $2600 for the vet and then dismissed her.
Fvck shooting a dog; if Justin Rummel were my neighbor, I’d shoot myself.