God, I despised Wolfgang!

When you talk about some of the worst bullies in children's entertainment, Wolfgang is the absolute worst! I hated that bastard so much. He makes me want to strangle the motherfucker with a rope! It was bad enough he was like in 10 episodes. This piece of shit had zero character development and never got any comeuppances. His abolute worst appearance by far was New Bully on The Block. He just beats up all the 4th graders and gets off Scott free for it and the episode paints him as a pathetic "victim" because another bully who acts just like him shows up and wants his turf (vacant lot) back. The bastard even hit Helga (a girl) and they do nothing to justify the ending, it's really fucking awful. All the 4th graders are hung on the swingset, all beaten up with blackeyes. Fuck you, writers! How dare you write such a horrendous episode to a great show like this! Why the hell Sponegebob's Mid Life Crustacean episode is banned but not this, One Coarse Meal, or It's A Wishful Life really makes me question just how fucked up Nickelodeon really is. Seriously, fuck you Wolfgang!! I'd love to put him in the same dip that Judge Doom used in Who Framed Roger Rabbit! He deserves to die such a fucking excruciating and painful death! He sucks so bad!

The sad part is all the other bullies in the show are written far, far better. Helga is a bully because her parents neglect her, Harold is a bully because of his weight, Big Patty is feared by everyone else because she is too big and tall, and Torvald because he's not very bright and is bad at math, and you know what these bullies have that Wolfgang didn't have? Proper fucking character development. They didn't give a flying fuck when they wrote Wolfgang and just said "Here's a piece of shit character with ZERO fucking redeeming qualities". What the actual fuck, writers!?