Helga vs. Big Patty


Who else thought the jokes Helga was telling were hilarious like "If she gets any bigger she can apply for statehood" or "Patty's so big when they play king of the hill, she's the hill." I thought that was one of the funnier episodes.

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I never got full closure for this fat ugly bitch who pretended to be my friend but was really just a very bad person (aka a sociopath) when she accused me of being a liar, almost caused me and one of my bud's friendships to end, and after all that when I called her out on her bs, she severed all ties with me. Oh well, she is the last person I'd ever want to have contact with anyway, so no big deal. lol. Maybe in 10 years I'll message her/it on FB saying that she picked the wrong guy to mess with all those years ago and I hope she rots in hell. Today I like to use the same things Helga said about Patty when talking about her. I would love to say these things within her earshot but I'm not that kind of person. I love how Helga imitates her but Patty comes up behind her and she doesn't notice. "Well I'd be having a lot more fun if you'd stop asking me such hard questions!" And I wonder if the doctor really did slap Patty's mother after giving birth. haha.

#pennygetyourownwifi

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I agree, and it was even more funnier when Big Patty would try to beat her up whenever she hears those jokes from Helga. 

"Arnold, my love, why must I worship you...and NEVER EVER tell?" 

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