this should have been in the movie and every movie that has satan in it
"I lucifer, Fallen Angel, Prince of Darkness, Bringer of Light, Ruler of Hell, Lord of the Flies, Father of Lies, Apostate Supreme, Tempter of Mankind, Old Serphant, Prince of this World, Suducer, Accuser, Tormentor, Blasphemer, and with out a doubt the Best F_uck in the seen and Unseen Universe (ask Eve, that minx)have decided -oo-la-la! to tell all."
- "i, Lucifer"
By Glen Duncan.
Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.