I've made a decision to post here, I'm captain of this message board..
..now shut the *beep* up!
share..now shut the *beep* up!
shareI think you need time to think this over before you post further.
shareRepeat this post, or I'll find someone who will!
shareI will not. It is an immoral post and by articles of IMDB I am not bound to repeat it.
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rkjabc... of all the people.
Come out with your hands up, we have you partially surrounded!
Allow me to give you a tiny bit of advice. If you want your own thread on IMDb someday, the very worst thing you can do is worry about your account here or try to impress the other posters. I can't stand trolls, and I won't abide spammers. You keep your priorities straight: Your thread and your posts.
Now I'm spcdud, you're miles-bennett-dyson, I need more posts. I'm tellin'you. If you do not keep this thread up, a billion posters are gonna die, now it's all up to you. I know that's a shaky deal but you got it can you handle it? ... miles-bennett-dyson???
shareOP, Thread. Trolls on Board. Bearing 2-4-1!!!
sharePassing 15 posts. At 18, it's all over
shareThat's the whole *beep* point is we don't have time! Miles Bennett is currently writing his posts, why do you think he's doing that? Huh? WHY?! You don't put on a condom unless you're going to *beep*
Classic, lol. One of my favorite military movies of all time.
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Miles Bennett dyson- you were right and I was wrong....
These posts, they are from Spain, not Portugal
Any posters or lurkers feel you've been unjustly caught up in this thread, you post with me now.
shareStevicus, IMDb knows what sector we're in. They have satellites looking down on us to see if our posts are sent. And if they're not, then they give our posts to somebody else. That's why we maintain more than one IMDb member on the message board. It's what they call "redundancy."
shareYou're presuming that we have other posters out there ready to post. But as Captain, I must assume that our posts could have been deleted in other threads. We can post these threads all night Mr. Dyson, but I don't have the luxury of your presumptions.
share"To the Crimson Tide Messageboard: Troll-controlled posts being written. Account Passwords compromised, Trolls threaten to post all over IMDB, set DEFCON 2. Immediately post ten anti-troll flame bait posts." They're *writing their posts*! We don't have time to spellcheck!
I joined the Navy to see the world, only to discover the world is 2/3 water!