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I've made a decision to post here, I'm captain of this message board..


..now shut the *beep* up!

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I think you need time to think this over before you post further.

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Repeat this post, or I'll find someone who will!

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I will not. It is an immoral post and by articles of IMDB I am not bound to repeat it.

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under IMDB procedures governing the posting in threads, we cannot post to our boards unless both you and I agree.

I joined the Navy to see the world, only to discover the world is 2/3 water!

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Mr Moderator, remove Mr Miles Bennet-Dyson from IMDB. Get Lt Zimmer in here right now.

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No sir, no sir, no, sir. I do not concur, and I do not recognize your authority to relieve me from this board under IMDb regulations.

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You're way out of your depth spcdud. You're not ready to make tough decisions on IMDb yet.

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rkjabc... of all the people.

Come out with your hands up, we have you partially surrounded!

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Allow me to give you a tiny bit of advice. If you want your own thread on IMDb someday, the very worst thing you can do is worry about your account here or try to impress the other posters. I can't stand trolls, and I won't abide spammers. You keep your priorities straight: Your thread and your posts.

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Now I'm spcdud, you're miles-bennett-dyson, I need more posts. I'm tellin'you. If you do not keep this thread up, a billion posters are gonna die, now it's all up to you. I know that's a shaky deal but you got it can you handle it? ... miles-bennett-dyson???

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You all can't handle the truth!

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It wasn't this board that killed Marichek, it was the 300 posts

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Now Mr Responder,

come short of Facebook crashing or the internet going down I'd like to be undisturbed for the next 30 minutes. See to it.

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Any IMDb member who thinks that they can't handle the situation, can leave this thread right now. Gentlemen, we are at DEFCON 3, a flame-war is imminent. This the IMDb admin. That is all.

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I concur.


Whoa, chill bro... You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.

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OP, Thread. Trolls on Board. Bearing 2-4-1!!!

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Passing 15 posts. At 18, it's all over

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That's the whole *beep* point is we don't have time! Miles Bennett is currently writing his posts, why do you think he's doing that? Huh? WHY?! You don't put on a condom unless you're going to *beep*

Classic, lol. One of my favorite military movies of all time.

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Miles Bennett dyson- you were right and I was wrong....

These posts, they are from Spain, not Portugal

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I'd rather abandon ship than take orders from you.

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Under operating procedures governing the posting of new threads, we cannot post our thread unless both you and I agree.

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Any posters or lurkers feel you've been unjustly caught up in this thread, you post with me now.

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Stevicus, IMDb knows what sector we're in. They have satellites looking down on us to see if our posts are sent. And if they're not, then they give our posts to somebody else. That's why we maintain more than one IMDb member on the message board. It's what they call "redundancy."

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You're presuming that we have other posters out there ready to post. But as Captain, I must assume that our posts could have been deleted in other threads. We can post these threads all night Mr. Dyson, but I don't have the luxury of your presumptions.

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"To the Crimson Tide Messageboard: Troll-controlled posts being written. Account Passwords compromised, Trolls threaten to post all over IMDB, set DEFCON 2. Immediately post ten anti-troll flame bait posts." They're *writing their posts*! We don't have time to spellcheck!


I joined the Navy to see the world, only to discover the world is 2/3 water!

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CGSailor, I think you need time to think this post over.

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That makes him not so different from high school girls. I don't think he has a brain in his head but they know all girls wanna **** him.

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