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Ice-T's awesome one-liners

posted 16 years ago by monsieurbibo54
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Hawkins: "I like my meat rare!"
Mason: "Try well done, BITCH!" (hurls Hawkins into the flaming cabin)

Wolfe Sr.: "DIE! DIE! DIE!"
Mason: *beep* THAT!" (snaps his neck in one quick motion)

Burns: "Mason!"
Mason: "Remember one thing..(Burns fires gun and blows himself up)....ALWAYS check the barrel!" (cue cheesy credits music)

And soooo many more that I probably forgot.

[–] Billy_Bodiggle 16 years ago

Mason: For $20, I'll run to F'N Alaska

or if you're accustomed to the TBS version:

Mason: For $20, I'll run to Pumpkin Alaska

[–] mattcr_2000 16 years ago

Hawkins: Have you ever killed anything?

Mason: Yeah

Griffin: What?

Mason: My wife and kid.

Griffin: You son of a bitch.

GRIFFIN IS THROWN OUT.

Hawkins: How did that make you feel?

Mason: I came in my *beep* pants.

[–] Rabbit_with_a_Gun12 16 years ago

I came in my *beep* pants.

That cracks me up everytime

[–] the_la_baker 10 years ago

Mason: For $20, I'll run to F'N Alaska

or if you're accustomed to the TBS version:

Mason: For $20, I'll run to Pumpkin Alaska

You meant the "IMDB Version". Considering you and I cannot even type the word "phvking" even if its in the movie we are discussing here on the movie forums....

Its as if they(IMDB) have rammed their dumbass heads in the sand and refuse to acknowledge reason and logic.

"We are a website that allows the open discussion of films that include not only obscene language, but hideous violence and XXX pornography. However, You may not type anything even remotely obscene or hideous on our boards that exist for discussing things obscene and hideous". -IMDB

Welcome to the retarded part of the internet. Its run by people akin to the MPAA.

[–] A_Boy_And_His_Dog 15 years ago

"Yo, Cole, yo mama's up here!"

The boy you loved has become the man you feared.

[–] DarkDungeons 15 years ago

BURNS! BURRRNNNSSS!!!

R.I.P. Creasy Silo, eminent theatre critic

[–] erikriveros 13 years ago

when mason gets the upperhand on the rent-a-cop after taking the side of beef, he's got the cops billy club in his hand

"i should shove this up your a$$ and make me a cop-sicle"

love it.

it is better to have a gun and not need it, than to need a gun and not have it

[–] jirshon 13 years ago

"I get back to my house, only it wasn't my house, but it is my house, except it's not...but it was."

That one really got me, haha.

[–] RoadSideAssistance 8 years ago

LOL, when I ran inside my wife... and kids was dead.

[–] BanksForShort 13 years ago

"I don't know $hit about da wilderness."

This space for rent.

[–] arvid00013 13 years ago

After Gary the Shrink Busey tells his dog story, Mason/Ice-T deadpans, "Doctor, do you tell your patients that story?"

[–] khaoesmith27 11 years ago

Mason: "Yo Cole ya mama's up here." Cole: "You know, im tired of listening to this f@gg0t muthaf&$@a here."

[–] PropaneGame 9 years ago

try well done xD

[–] koffeenkreame41-1 8 years ago

Hawkins: "I like my meat rare!"
Mason: "Try well done, BITCH!" (hurls Hawkins into the flaming cabin)

Had me LOL'ing when I first saw it.  Caught me offguard.

"I'm the ultimate badass,you do NOT wanna f-ck wit me!"Hudson,Aliens😬