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Favourite lines from Speed

posted 10 years ago by Leoneswest
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Executive...Thanks for pushing the button bob. The lights on but you never know..it might be broken
Bob...Shut up

Lt Mcmahon....And to Jack, for shooting Harry. Something we've all wanted to do in a very long time

Harry...I'm gonna go home, have some sex
Jack...Harry your gonna go home and puke
Harry...Yeah well that'll be fun too

Jaguar owner...Hey man, This is my car, I own this car, Its not stolen
Jack (pointing gun at him)...It is now, so move over

Jaguar owner....Take the damn phone

Stephens...Sure they will, they're the police. Hey your taxes pay their salaries. If we die, they gotta take a pay cut....I mean, you know

Annie...He didn't have to get on the bus in the first place ortiz, Hey get your ass behind the yellow line

Harry...You shot me you prick

[–] cirkle77 10 years ago

Did you have any luck with the bomb?

Yeah, it didn't go off.

[–] transitfan 10 years ago

Lt (or is it Captain?) MacMahon, upon finding that the 105 freeway hasn't been completed:

"You're fired! Everybody's f@#&king fired!!" 

(I think of that line everytime I see Joe Morton in his current role as the psycho Rowan Pope on Scandal 

[–] FunkyCat79 10 years ago

Cans! They were cans!

[–] Lt_Frank_Drebbin 10 years ago

Jack: *beep* ME!

Stephens: Oh darn

[–] mercury4 10 years ago

Harry: Do you listen? Do you ever? Because I am not gonna be around to back you up. So you better start thinking. Guts'll get you so far and then they'll get you killed.

Great line. That stuck with me and I was thinking of it later in the movie.

[–] nakedgirl 10 years ago

it's not because your a woman

[–] mercury4 10 years ago

"We got all the balls in the world right here, man."

[–] mercury4 10 years ago

"You're fired. Everybody's *beep* fired!"

[–] snelling 10 years ago

THE END ©MCMXCIV

Kidding. The best part was when Annie put on the right-hand turn signal before the 90° turn.

"I will not go down in history as the greatest mass-murderer since Adolf Hitler!" - Merkin Muffley

[–] Zach126 9 years ago

Annie: What is that smell?
Jack: It's gas.
Annie: We're leaking gas?
Jack: We are now.
Annie: What, you thought you needed another challenge or something?

[–] Zach126 9 years ago

(Jack is checking out the bomb under the bus) Jack: *beep* me!
Stephens: "Oh, darn."

[–] jonwells81-1 9 years ago

Poor people are crazy...I'm eccentric!

[–] mysay-97-581086 9 years ago

ORTIZ to Jack
You may be a psycho, man, but you
got some big round balls

[–] lfmichelena 9 years ago

"IT'S TAPING!!!" haha that news equipment guy got so pissed!

[–] AmBa2012 8 years ago

haha that cracks me up as well. McMahon was being so pushy and the poor news guy couldn't do it quick enough.

[–] LadyDi4476 9 years ago

Jack to the criminal on the bus: "I don't know you man..."

-Di

[–] MoviemanCin 9 years ago

Guy on elevator: "Which button did you push?"

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and / or doesn't.

[–] impydykiechick 8 years ago

Two random lines always crack me up:

The lady who didn't want to get off the elevator, after nearly getting her legs chopped off when the elevator dropped: My shoe!!!

The lady in the funky glasses with a squeaky voice on the buss, when hearing that the highway wasn't finished: What do you mean??

I want to do to you what Spring does to cherry trees, but in a prison way.

[–] snelling 8 years ago

Big azzhole.

"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Sim--" - Frank Grimes