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hilarious dialogue

posted 14 years ago by netrek
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"My guy in DC tells me we're not dealing with a student here, we're dealing with the professor. Anytime the military has an operation that can't fail they call
this guy in to train the troops ok. He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire. You could drop this guy off
at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear without his toothbrush and tomorrow afternoon he's gonna show up at your pool side with a million
dollar smile and a fistful of pesos. This guy's a professional ya got me. If he reaches this rig we're all gonna be nothing but a big goddamn hole in the
middle of Alaska. So lets go find him and kill him and get rid of the son of a bitch."

ROFL!

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[–] Movie_Piranha_1979 12 years ago

LOL! I can't help laugh any time i heard it!

Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

[–] netrek 12 years ago

LOL. Check out my movie review: http://www.fidei.org/2011/04/epic-explosion-and-improbably-survival.ht ml

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[–] ZabyPS3 12 years ago

lol. I would love to know how many takes it took R Lee Ermy to say that line. He's so good at these ridiculously funny lines, it probably only took one. He deserves his paycheque just for that line.

But I have a few concerns.

First of all, would the military ever have an operation that they wouldn't mind if it failed? I mean, no one wants a military opp to fail right, so Forrest Taft must be one busy guy.

Second, no matter how tough you are, you're gonna freeze in the Artic with only a bikini on. And if it's just the bikini bottoms, that's even worse! Do they even make bikini underwear big enough for 6'3 overweight akido masters?

Third, regardless of how bada$$ you are, I don't think it's physically possible to get from the Artic Circle to Mexico and back in one day, with a stop for orthodontic work in between. Especially in chaffing bikini bottoms.....

Lastly, if he's so deadly, why would you want to go find him, cause surely the outcome will be the same - he's gonna turn them into a whole somewhere? They should just turn the chopper around and head home...

'then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest, wiiiiiiiiiiiiith.........a HERRING!'

[–] netrek 12 years ago

LOL

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[–] cobra1313 8 years ago

The best part about the whole speech is his fake mustache lol