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Lightning Jack...worst movie ever made!


I actually had to sit through Lightning Jack in the theatre, and I should have left. I just saw it agian for the first time since then, and at least this time I could change the channel after 10 minutes or so. It's absolutely unwatchable!

Ever since we saw it that first time, one of my friends that I saw it with still compare other movies to it. Movie X just couldn't possibly be as bad as Lightning Jack.

Cuba Gooding Jr. couldn't have been worse in that movie, and I'm sure he's embarrassed about it. I certainly would be!

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Its not that bad, not briliant but enjoyable

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YES! I'm with ya derekrulz i think it's awsome for a western and it is totaly underrated

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You are wrong, it really is rubbish !

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You just have to learn to set your expectations to nil and enjoy the flat humor, everyone needs some now and again.

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I loved this movie, esp. Cuba Gooding...his facial expressions, I knew he would be a big name star someday. It was just a good, funny movie...very enjoyable. We all have our differences, so no name calling please.

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Thank you, just because you don't agree with somebody's opinion doesn't make either one of you wrong, or an idiot (in most cases) and if we all only liked the same movie, we wouldn't have a reason to come on here and DISCUSS anything.

This is supposed to be a place for movie fans to ask questions and talk about movies. By allowing other people to express an opinion you may learn something new, or see things in a way that never occured to you.

This is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. This is a movie that you sit and watch when you want to kick back and enjoy yourself without having to think too hard or get too emotionaly worked up.

Cuba Gooding is amazing in it. He manages to convey everything with just his facial expressions. I knew when I saw it he was an actor worth watching and he has proven that over and over since then.


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How can someones opinion be wrong? I liked the movie. It is quite funny.

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by derekrulz66 (Fri Nov 17 2006 21:12:25 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse


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Your an Idiot. It's a Hillarious, Good Natured Comedy-Western. Best of it's Kind.

Better than Blazing Saddles, and more Exciting and Fun than any Speghetti Western.

8/10.

It's my Favourite Western and a VERY Underrated Film!









Tombstone is a Speghetti Western.

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This film was decent, not groundbreaking, and I can think of atleast 5 Cuba Gooding films that are much worse. This was one of Cuba's better comedic performances, but he should definitely stick to drama.

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Tombstone is not a Spaghetti Western. A Spaghetti Western refers to a Western made in Italy (sometimes France). Tombstone is very much an American made movie and THEREFORE is NOT a Spaghetti Western.

The three most famous Spaghetti Westerns are:

-A Fistful of Dollars
-For A Few Dollars More
-The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly.

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I really wish that I could have got on here and bashed nnarog, but I guess I was wrong. I thought a film being directed by an Italian was enough to make it a Spaghetti Western, now after doing my research I see that I was in-fact wrong. Thanks for not being an A-hole when you could have and giving me a chance to educate my self on Spaghetti Westerns. I don't know and can not attest to accuracy, but wikipedia has a good page on Spaghetti Western.

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I´m sorry, but you are right. This is a shocker of a movie. I remember when they made it. Hogan was asking people to invest in this tripe.

He really should have hung up his boots after Dundee 2.

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They could at least have made him look different. Its like Crocodile Dundee walked onto a Western set. The guy didnt even try to play a character. Grow a beard, wear some distinguishing clothes, talk a bit differently.

It should have been named 'Crocodile Dundee makes a time machine and has Western Adventures with a Retard'. That would have been a more honest title.

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Not slow.

Not dumb.

Mute.

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He really should have hung up his boots after Dundee 2.

If he had, there would not have been CROCODILE DUNDEE IN LOS ANGELES. That was pretty good...


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Maybe it was the cultural differences that were funny.

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Really? Worse than Baby Geniuses? Worse than Manos: Hands of Fate?? Really???

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no, the worst movie ever made was Let's Get Skase

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Years after your post, a reply comes along.

This movie wasn't bad. It was in no way great but enjoyable. I dunno when it was released but as of 2010, I think the worst is "Freddy Got Fingered." It made Gigli look Oscar-worthy.

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One of the best comedy westerns or actually not many real westerns are better neither. I liked this one a lot, very hilarious :)

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One thing for sure. People either loved or hated this film. Most that didn't like it, had biases and didn't watch it till end - a good sign of a bigot.

It's just sad, that Aussie media was so pathetic in it's estimation, that it just 'lap-dogged' to the US media and lampooned the movie without even a watch or consideration. It killed chances of a good response in Australia, to what most Australians would have really enjoyed. I hate the guts of the Aussie media, new age suck up wimps - nuf said.

As an Aussie, I can tell you this film was very atypical Paul Hogan humour. To me, it was hilarious. I admit, that it took mickey out typical westerns, but to me that made it all the funnier. Hogan in a good hearted way, only really made fun of himself throughout the film, and the typecast 'aussie unknown stateside' thing. He also made great use out of a rising Cuba Gooding Jnr - who by the way was so natural with Hogan, adding to just how hilarious it was. Hoges is a great advert for just how egalitarian Australians are, and it paid off for him with Cuba, who was relatively unknown at the time. I enjoy it that Hogan can pick who is an up and coming great. My favourite scene of the film was the part where he is trying to show the virginal Ben Doyle, how to 'do it' in a dark back alley, by simulating the action of riding a horse, getting faster and faster with reigns tucked into the groin, when two tough guys approach from behind. Kane & Doyle looking for all the world like they're jacking off (good pun heh?), spin around surprised & embarrassed! Caught! Choice!

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