Best Line Ever


"Fck-a-doodle-doo!"

(note: they allowed the "F" word in "Memorable Quotes", but not in the forum)

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I don't recall, but I liked 'Do you? Charles? Do you?!'

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Great dress, babe but who's the stiff in the skirt?

-- If Ewan McGregor were a lollipop I'd be a diabetic strumpet --

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George the boor at The Boatman: I was at school with his brother Bufty. Tremendous bloke. He was head of my house. Buggered me senseless. Still, it taught me about life.


Sounds like a lot of UK Tory newspaper columnists.

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My favorite. "Are you married......are you a lesbian?"

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I always held the "awful wedded wife" in the highest regard!! :D



Cute and cuddly boyz!!

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And the other line from the opening wedding......."and the Holy Spicket"

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After Charles' non-wedding, when everyone is gathered in the kitchen. His brother (the dish) signs "I blame myself" and everyone jumps in "No, it's not your fault, etc...". Charles then signs to the brother, "They all blame you, too".

Every scene between Charles and his brother was fantastically acted by both men.

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Boorish Man: (at wedding) If I speak with the tongues of men and of angels who have not love, I have become a sounding brass or a clanging symbol.

Gareth: Good point.

Always found that funny, And Fiona cracking up in front of him as he went ballistic over the dreadful folk duo.

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Friends don't let friends make Harlem Shake videos.

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What a great thread!

Of course Wedding Two had all the best gags, for example:

"Helena was Miss Piggy, so her mother was Mrs. Piggy!"

"Well, I seem to be stuck in the wedding from hell. Ghost of girlfriends past at every turn. The next thing you know I'll bump into Henrietta, and the horror will be complete.
Henrietta: Hello, Charles."

"I was a lesbian once at school but only for about 15 minutes. I don't think it counts."

"If I call rightly she told him to saw it off. And, lucky for Lydia that she did."

"Here's yours. Here's yours. See you in five hours. This is a bloody great wedding."

And, of course the entire ceremony with Rowan Atkinson...has me in stitches every time, even 20 years later. lol

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There are so many good ones. I love when Charles is "interpreting" his brother's sign language to Carrie. eg:"Nice breasts". "" Nice place - hilly".

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Splendid. I thought. What did you think?
I thought Splendid! What did you think?
Splendid. I thought.

'Ziggy Piggy'

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I love this dialogue featuring the wonderful Gareth:

Gareth: I've got a new theory about marriage. Two people are in love, they live together, and then suddenly one day, they run out of conversation.

Charles: Uh-huh.

Gareth: Totally. I mean they can't think of a single thing to say to each other. That's it: panic! Then suddenly it-it occurs to the chap that there is a way out of the deadlock.

Charles: Which is?

Gareth: He'll ask her to marry him.

Charles: Brilliant! Brilliant!

Gareth: Suddenly they've got something to talk about for the rest of their lives.

Charles: Basically you're saying marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.

Gareth: The definitive icebreaker.


Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.

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Bride or Groom?

It should be perfectly obvious that I'm neither.

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"Ready to face the enemy"?

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