CLASSIC Bailey party lines!
Actually, I’m hooking up with the guys..!
I’m gonna need another pitcher first..!
Just enough to warm me up, no more..
Am I even gonna feel this?
Well, the incentive plan called for a beer a page, so...
I’m inspired by your greatness, Cal! If you can write like that with four beers in your system, think what I can do with ten!
Here you go, take the edge off..!
Hair of the dog! Surefire cure for a hangover..! Just sip it slow..
Come on, Will! What are we doing here?? This is a coffee house! They serve coffee!
What drinking since noon?! I had a couple of beers with lunch..!
You wanna help? Get lost!
Well, they SUCK!
Great! Bunch of PODS!
Could you top that off for me?
Hey, how was I supposed to know clowns are so expensive?!
Clowns are expensive! And very hard to book at the last minute..! “No, I can’t do it!” “Sorry, I’m busy..!” Jerks!
You know what, Grace? You tell too many people what to do. Maybe, if you were less of a bitch, more people would like you..!
Well, that pretty much SUCKED..!
Who the hell put that there?!
O God, don’t cry..! He’s crying!
I’m talking to my friend here, I’m teaching him how to be a man..!
To hell with all of you!!
I’m not upset! I just don’t wanna hear your stupid, whiny voice, now get the hell out!!
No party..! I was just celebrating..! Because.. [whatever]