Am I the only one who actually found Dwight funny?
Half of all the stuff he said was just b.s. Like he said that he could hunt but he couldn't. He claimed that he could play the saxophone but he couldn't and when he finally played that saxophone I just about died. How the hell did he think that he could play the saxophone? He was dead serious, too. He didn't know the first thing about reading music but he actually thought he could play the saxophone. Just what the hell did he think playing the saxophone consisted of...just some idiot blowing into the mouthpiece? Like people take saxophone lessons just to learn how to blow into a saxophone and make noise come out the other end? Then had the nerve to try to entertain the family with that crap. Didn't he realize that he didn't sound anything like the song on the Tv? The funniest part was the fact that he just couldn't stand Tobias and every little thing that kid did liked to drive this guy even crazier. Like the time he was yelling at Tobias about being a "candy hog" and said that all Tobias wanted to do was read books and sing. Where I'm from, that's a good thing. When he took the needle on that record player and scratch the record because he was irritated about everybody talking loud, I laughed my ass off. The guy was hilarious without even trying.
I woke up this way...