It's playing at my theater!

Well, not really. I drove by a movie theater yesterday, and on the big sign where it listed the movies playing (including BI2), it said "SLIVER." At first I thought, "What the hell," but then I realized that they meant to put "SLITHER." How dumb can these people be? I also had a similar thing happen when I went to FYE to find the "Sliver" DVD. I couldn't find it, so I asked. The lady laughed and said, "That hasn't even come out in the theaters yet!" I said, "Yes, it has! It was made in '93!" She looked all confused, then she checked the computer. After she looked it up, I think she said something like, "Oh, I remember that movie. It was disgusting!" Needless to say, they didn't have the DVD and I luckily found it at Wal-Mart.

Black man! Black man! Where did you come from?
Black man! Black man! Where did you go?