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The Secret Garden Character's Phone Messages (VERY FUNNY!)

posted 19 years ago by Labelleloba
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I got this from the POTO board and thought it would be fun to play with TSG.

MRS. MEDLOCK:Hello, you have reached the Craven residence. Master Archibald Craven is not in right now as, he is in Africa hunting lions and digging for gold in Iceland. If you'd like to leave a messge, you may, but I can't gaurantee he'll get it when he comes back because I'll be too busy ordering the servants around,eating Cook out of house and home,flirting with Ben Weatherstaff, and generally making life for everyone at Misselthwaite Manor a living hell. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! *beep*

MARY LENNOX:Hello, you have reached my private phone. I'm not able to come to the phone right now because I'm either bored out of my mind and refusing to take phone messages, or out in my garden with Dickon. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep and I'll get back to you ASAP. *beep*

COLIN CRAVEN:How does this thing work again? I just press the button and talk? How come I've never had a phone before now? *clears throat* I am Colin Craven a.k.a. Master of this house when my father is away which is about 90% of the time.If you leave me a message that displeases me I WILL NOT CALL YOU BACK!!!!!
If I like your message(which I probably won't)I will call you back immediatley.P.S. If your name is Dickon Sowerby you can just forget getting a call back from me. *beep*

[–] TheaterRaven 19 years ago

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Dickon Sowerby
'ello there! You've reached Dickon. I'm no' in at tha' moment, so please leave a short message.....and if this is Mary, [ seductively] I'll see you out in the garden, maybe help you deflower some of the plants. Ahem. And if this is Colin, back off, pretty boy, I saw her first, and you're cousins, so you lusting after her is just plain creepy! You really need to get a life because you're nothing but a spoiled, arrogant, sickly little--*Beep*

All the world's a stage....what part will you decide to play?

[–] TheaterRaven 19 years ago

LORD CRAVEN
[ Sad violin music in background] Hello, you've reached Archibald Craven. I'm not here right now because I'm either abroad or am locked up in my room wallowing over the loss of my wife who has been dead for ten years and the fact that my only son is very sick and will probably die. *Sniffles* Aw, now look what you did! I'm crying just telling it to you! Mrs. Medlock! *Footsteps heard in background* Mrs. Medlock, I need another lemonade!

All the world's a stage....what part will you decide to play?

[–] QueenEofHistory 19 years ago

Very funny!!

I love to laugh-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-loud and long and clear!

[–] Labelleloba 19 years ago

Those are just great :-)

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[–] aerluna 18 years ago

Oh...oh god, thanks for that lovely mental image. But it was fuunnyy...

[–] dreamersmad 19 years ago

you guys are funny! lol

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[–] burninblazes 18 years ago

Hello, this is the grouchy old gardner guy. What are you doing calling here? You awful little busybody. I could not bear you from the moment I first heard you. Don't call up here again, you 'aven't got any friends to talk to!

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"Why spend your life making someone else's dreams come true?"

-- Ed Wood, the movie

[–] Musical_Fanatic 17 years ago

by TheaterRaven (Tue Aug 9 2005 20:35:43) Ignore this User | Report Abuse

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Ha ha ha ha ha!

Dickon Sowerby
'ello there! You've reached Dickon. I'm no' in at tha' moment, so please leave a short message.....and if this is Mary, [ seductively] I'll see you out in the garden, maybe help you deflower some of the plants. Ahem. And if this is Colin, back off, pretty boy, I saw her first, and you're cousins, so you lusting after her is just plain creepy! You really need to get a life because you're nothing but a spoiled, arrogant, sickly little--*Beep*

All the world's a stage....what part will you decide to play?
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ROFL

[–] elijahwood2086 17 years ago

What does POTO stand for?

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[–] Musical_Fanatic 17 years ago

Maybe phantom of the opera?

[–] BethH24 17 years ago

lol this is funny !

[–] sweet_river 16 years ago

You really need to get a life because you're nothing but a spoiled, arrogant, sickly little--*Beep*

^ I like this one.

[–] vicky_lc2001-1 16 years ago

HA HA! This is the funniest thread I ever read! Loved all of it, thanks!

Whenever I get the urge to exercise, I lie down until it passes.

[–] TheaterRaven 16 years ago

Yes, PotO does stand for The Phantom of the Opera.

THE ROBIN
Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Tweet, tweet! Tweet! Tweet! *Beep*

Nevermore!

[–] BethH24 9 years ago

Mrs Medlock-Hello. I am not available at the moment. I am busy looking after Colin. Leave a message, or else I will come and box your ears!.

Martha-Hello. I cant use the phone. I am too common and I talk too much. And I am too busy doing my jobs and using my skipping rope. If you don't leave a message, I will come after you and tickle you.