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spin-off with George and Clark


So here is the premise of the Adventures of George and Clark, please respond.

Scene: The woods where the boys work of the boat. In the film, George obviously was the Alpha-Male, and he stepped on Clark's ideas a lot. Clark is fed up.

George: Clark, where is the boat? did someone steal it?

Clark: No, George

George: What? then where is it??

Clark: I sank it, actually

George: What?? we spent months working on that boat!! what is wrong with you??

Clark: I have had enough, George. You almost ruined our friendship with Henry, alsmot ruined his chances of getting with Becky Franker, who is now in the hospital with butt cancer. Nice job, jerk. And you know what else? you treat me like garbage. You step on everything I have to say.

George (fuming): I swear to God, Clark--

Clark: Oh,threats again, George? hahaha..I don't think you will ever make fun of my stringy, girlish hair again. I don't think you will make fun of my ugly snaggle tooth, or my complete lack of baseball talent. I don't think you will ever make fun of my dad for being a barrel maker, more commonly known as a cooper. This is it, George. things are going to change.

George: Cut the crap, Clark. get into that pond and swim to the bottom, and I want to you to bring the boat back, piece by piece. I am not messing around this time, Flark. yeah that's right. I called you Flark. And if you don't like it, I have ways of making you.

Clark: haha, oh, not this time, George. (pulls out gun)

George: you can't hurt steel (flexes)

Clark: strike three george...you're out (shoots him).

(the song "Dreamweaver" begins to play. Montage begins, featuring George playing pranks on Clark, like making him hit himself, giving him swirlies, laughing at the burial of Clark's pet goldfish, filling his locker with medical waste, and covering Clark's bedroom with mayonaise. when the montage ends, George stands up, apparantly the bullet had missed.)

George: hey man. we need to combine our insecurities and general mediocrity in a mediocre movie, and use it for good. Remember Jack, Henry's Mom's old boyfriend? Let's set his house on fire!

Clark: Sure, George! sounds like a plan...buddy!

(they high-five. Cut to Jack's house burning, and George and Clark running away in a comical fashion, with the Rookie of the Year song playing).

The end.

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What do you think?

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you need help

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no, I want a second opinion

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wow, it looks like those of you who thought I needed help feel pretty stupid now. It must suck to not have any creativity at all

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haha! that is pretty cool...i just finished watching the movie, definitely one of my favorites. you should make that into a flash movie, or find some way to do it with movie footage

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Hahahaha awesome.

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I don't think he needs help. So my opinion cancels out your 2nd, so there for he doesnt need help! The only help he needs is help getting this made into the real ending on every copy of the movie ever.

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious sh*t"

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So a script is in place, and shooting for this should take place in the early spring. Hopefully it will develop into a full series

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that's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

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LOL

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Anyway I can star in this movie?

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haha I'm glad you like it...there are more where this came from, involving Angels in the Outfield etc.

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