"You ever hear about Lolita, the whale in Florida? She's the oldest orca in captivity, and millions of people, tons of famous people, even, Elton John and the like, want her released because her tank is almost four times too small...they refuse to let her go, though"
This is the kind of stuff that makes me hate it when celebrities pick up these socal causes and become hipocrytical weekend warriors for them. If Elton John really wanted this whale freed, it could be done. He could buy the whale. He could go to the park owner and say "Listen, if you free this whale I will play an hour show at your part every day of the summer for two years." and the owner would do it. He would make a ton of money having a daily Elton John concert at his park.
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