Favorite quote!


What is your favorite quote?

I think mine is: " It's okay, all I need is a needle and a thread and I can fix this. Damn! Did I really just say that?"

Or something along those lines I don't remember exactly but it's so funny that they gave him special sewing skills. Hehe

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The classic Dennis Leary rants were funny.

Also the thing with Spartan's swear-fine tickets "solving the toilet paper problem" or however he phrased it.


Understanding is a three-edged sword.

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Oh yeah! BecAuse of the mysterious three shells! Hehehe

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"Be well John Spartan" "Be *beep*

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"I'm a seamstress?!"

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Some of Simon Phoenix's lines were really cheesy.

"Whoa, they got Jeffery Dahmer? I love that guy!"

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"I think you've matched his meat. You really licked his @$$"

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"We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence."

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""Maniac has responded with a scornful remark!"


Those 2 crack me up everytime.

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"you licked his ass"



so many movies, so little time

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lord knows i wouldn't mind a burrito

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