You know you watch Cool Runnings when...
1. When you have an accident and ask your friend if he is dead
2. When someone asks how things went you reply 'how did it go, it went like this'
3. If someone pokes you in the chest you reply 'ow, that hurt'
4. When someone says 'or else' you reply 'or else vot'
5. When you wake someone up and say 'rise and shine...it's butt whipping time'
6. When someone does a good turn for you, you remind them 'this does not mean that I like you'
7. When someone tells you something is simple you say 'so is a toilet'