What length of time makes a zerl? 2 and 4/7 years?
"We share the same biology regardless of ideology"-Sting, 1985
To them, it must've been a long time, since they didn't like it. That was the impression.
shareAccording to The Life and Times of Beldar Conehead, the movie tie-in book, a zerl is 2.17 Earth years.
According to the same book though, Connie is supposed to be only 14. It goes on to explain that a young Conehead would appear older by human standards, which explains why a 14 year old seems more like 17 or so.
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So a 14 year old Connie going out with a 20 something year old Ronnie.
Geesh! My mother's the only other woman I knew who could take a sandwich like that!