conehead glossary
blargg - blue food; a granulated fungus grown articially in large holding tanks and harvested like a cranberry bog.
bluntskull - an inferior intellect; an earthling
borp mip - the end
chaffnok humming liquid - conehead drink
charkusian knife - large, formidable crescent-bladed knife now used mostly for ceremony, in use since the first charkusian war
communisume - a) socialized consumption of mass quantities
b) large dinner party
conestress- hostess
dopper - a unit of measurment for solids; about two pounds
ephor - one of two such coneheads of state, subject only to the high master and vunglerions
fadd (of plotts) - unit of measurment for fluids
farthite powder - massage powder with local anesthetic effect
flairndep - a masher or grasper of cone
flairndepping - uninvited or indiscreet groping of cone with intent to hone
flarrpott - remulakian expellative
flarthag - prostitute
flemtrop - debris
frenetomates - concubine or mistress
gaalak - a personal challenge that brings into question the concept of a cone's masculinity. a battle in cone-to-cone combat. use of any other extremity other than one's cone is taboo. verbal insults are both welcomed and encouraged. the battle continues until one of the opponents is rendered senseless or incoherent.
garthok knarfler - criminal who participates in ritualized, popular national
sport pitting conehead against garthok
garthok - fierce 6-legged beast that once populated remulakian plains, now bred for knarfling in the moons of meepzor festival
geletopool - warm, viscous, bubbling pools ranging from hot-tub size to small lakes
gelatosphere - an intoxicating plant resembling earth's brussels sprouts; the budules may be smoked, eaten or passively absorbed through a body cavity
geneto kremeepzorglat harg - ritualistic exclamation commencing nuptial streak
genetobonding - the act of getting married
genetomate - husband or wife
genetosibling - brother or sister
gorleks - two spotted cartilage nodules located symetrically in the small of the back (similar to the growths of an eartgling giraffe's head)
grelbons - remulakian omniverous heron-like birds with tewnty-inch wingspan that prefers carrion
guzz chamber - a) bedroom
b) lovemaking room
guzztrip - honeymoon
honobsessed - oversexed
house of intake - restaurant
hygenic chamber - bathroom
immediate progenitors - parents; syn. parental units
a) female progenitor - mother
b) male progenitor - father
intake knobs - food dispensing devices
jalabala - jockstrap
knarfle - throw or subdue
knarfpooned - fished with a turborod
krabstotz - a term expressing annoyance
kraptor - a remulakian desert lizard
krathnorettes - pretty young female attendants, who are always part of
vunglerion rituals
kremnip - a female of ill repute
kremnothplail - salutation of high honors and respect implying a favor owed to the vunglerions
kremnotts - hail; i salute you
kuldroth meepzor kremnott ib icar garthok ib brazen glairb - a ceremonial vunglerion prayer calling for strength and courage for the knarflers
light zerl - 2.17 light years (light year = the distance light travels in one earth year at 186,284 miles a second)
living chamber - a) apartment
b) home
living-torg - cash, spending money
magnocycle - a snowmobile-like vehicle that flies just above the ground using magnetic fields
magnopodmobile - a car-sized subway vehicle on an underground monorail system
maintain low tones - don't raise your voice (with me)
mebs - a) a tem expressing frustration; i.e., oh no! ouch! damni it!
b) warning; i.e., watch out; you anger me.
meepzor vortex - heavy rem phase of sleep on or around the festival of the moons of meepzor
mentott - consultant, adviser, or graduate of monastery and vunglerion sciences
molten lactate extrct of hooved mammals - hot melted cheese
my pluvarb has broken - my water has broken
narpail - weakling
nartatt - pocket
neogenetomates - newlyweds
one-sixth gravity - a 60-pound object on earth would weigh 10 pounds on beldar's home asteroid reldelzinganth
pathok - dweeb, pathetic example of a cone
plarg - male gentalia
pleasure tone spewer - stereo system or any machine that reproduces sounds and/or music
pleasure spool - parahonal static-electrogravity globe used to induce euphoria in cones
plotts - radioactive fermented drink (comparable to beer) made from berries taken from a sacred tree-like plant
pneumatic pod - two-seated canister-like vehicle that travels through a pneumatic tubeway
pre-honing agreement - pre-marital agreement
prehone activity - foreplay
preplargescent - not yet sexually mature; prepubescent
progenitor unit - father or mother
prohenitors - father or mother
pulp swerl - a fibrous, pudding-like fast food consumed through a disposable mouthpiece at the end of a high pressure plastic feeding tube. a white fiberous pudding that is part of the conehead diet.
reachit - either a child or midget who serves as a maintenace engineer's assistant on a starcruiser or orecruiser
relay station - similar to a lighthouse in function, it maintains a beacon to aid in vunglerion black hole navigation
religio-fantasy megachamber - big church
remdre ib meepzor - hooray, the festival is starting
remote intake - take-out food
remulakian emullion tango - a dance that spins so fast it results in a tornado
replottsing my quenchorn - refilling my beer mug
ring of fire - a circle at the center of the arena floor in the ritual theater that burns with low-heat flames from the protoid jelly poured onto the dirt (a magma cauldron which originally stood at this point was replaced during restoration under marlaax's first zerl of ephorship)
sard - a) remulakian vernacular for rear end
b) a crackless butt - unique to the conehead race
scrabnord - screwed or screw up
senso-rings - popular sexual devices
slar pad - upright bed with intentions of conehead body contours. a bed.
slar phase - a significant term of sleep
slar pod - coffin
snoktrol - a remulakian weasel
sorb chunks - yellow tofu-like foodstuffs pumped through feeding tubes
space traveler guzz chamber - motel
tappet - measurment of time equivalent to an earthling half-hour
tidy torg - "pretty penny," tidy sum
tone-spewer - musician
torb in flail - finger in the hole at the bottom of a box called the consumption plect (a credit card-like system using one's finger for id)
torgoffed - messed up
transmogged - drained of energy or substances
trelgs - teeth, tooth horns
trisklipps - around 20 minutes
turnofoil - irrythium battery and protaid fuel hydrofoil-type boat
vunglerion drive - a protoid fuel engine that makes intergalactic travel
possible, invented by the vunglerions
vunglerion - a powerful, secretive caste of priests and statesmen with mushroom-shaped cones cloned from an elite gene pool
xoxoff - wild party
zerl - a) 2.17 earth years
b) time of remulak's orbit around the black hole (the center of its binary system)
zlop - measurment of time, a second
ATM card - binary access wealth card
Basketball players - human sport figures
Big Mac - multilayered protein-slab carbo quantity
Chelsea Clinton - female young one of American Highmaster
Codependent - a genetomate or family-unit member who facilitates another’s dysfunctional excessive intake of intoxicants
Designer water - hydro gulp
Espresso machine - hydrogas freneto-bean dispenser
The Gap - garb outlet
Goatee - pointed face growth
Grunge - residue of tissue decay euphemistically employed to describe a
contemporary fashion of tone spew
Yoko Ono - genetomate to late contemporary tone spewer of global status
(the symbol for Prince) - means ”confusion” in Remulakian
Arnold Schwarzenegger - an exaggerated bluntskull
Velcro - petro fiber mega-hook fastener
StairMaster - StairMaster
compiled from the conehead book, a magazine and 4 comic books.