If the only Spanish you know is what you learned in Blood In Blood Out…
Montana is no longer a boring U.S. state…
You’re not even Mexican and you start talking with a Spanish accent…
Whenever you get revenge on somebody you say, “FOR CHEAP TIMES!!!! FOR CHEAP TIMES!!!!”…
You call random white people “Milkweed”…
When you think you'll get pork chop once a year :-(
shareYou walk to people sitting their cars at night and yell. "Yeppa, Yeppa, Yeppa"
Tell me mom, when your little girl is on the slab where will it tickle you?
When you wear creased up khakis with a creased up rag hanging off the front belt
shareWhen you start drawing a "VL" sign in the crevis of your hand with a pen each morning before you leave for work.
When you're out shopping and buy some red underwear because you want to look like Popeye.
If you're a white guy and insist that the name of your unborn son of your pregnant latino wife must be Miklo.
Everytime you eat a pork chop, you eat it like Magic did.
Whenever you drink a cup of coffee, you look at the person next to you and say "Cocaine is America's cup of coffeeee"
When someone asks you to do something, you respond by "No can do, carnal"
Your kids ask you for something and you say "In your dreams Pedro, in your dreams"
When you're pissed off at something and you look at it and say "Punk a.. mother f...."