If the only Spanish you know is what you learned in Blood In Blood Out…
Montana is no longer a boring U.S. state…
You’re not even Mexican and you start talking with a Spanish accent…
Whenever you get revenge on somebody you say, “FOR CHEAP TIMES!!!! FOR CHEAP TIMES!!!!”…
You call random white people “Milkweed”…
At cafeteria-style restaurants like Furr's or Luby's, you like to tell people towards the end of the line, I see a little ray of sunshine in all that darkness. Come on up here, sweetness!
You get all smooth and do a twisty dance when you go up to a ruka at a pachanga.
You start talking in singsong, saying things like ... hey, Cinderella, go find yourself a fella!
You do a great John Wayne impression saying, you're all just a bunch of chavales.
You like to say I don't want his porkchop. I want his life.
You wear a t-shirt that says Vote for Popeye.
You like to intimidate people by saying Gimme some chon chon!
You make up your own gang sign and beat it against your chest when you see the tree in your front yard.
Sedagive?!!!
No one can take your picture without you making the Vatos Locos sign with your hands
shareyou never leave your hair comb unattended.
shareWhenever someone says they'll beat you at something, you say: "in yo dreams, Pedro...in yo dreams..." or "don't be a sore loooooser" in Al's nasally spanish accent...
Whenever your being chased by the cops you make a Chicano U-turrrrn!
When you gave all your friends new names like: Joker, Demon and Spider.
When you got a fine mamacita... you better save some for Spider.
Whenever some one tries to talk serious you say, "No baptist sermons ok homie?"
When I see el Pino, thats East Los to me!
When you start calling your friend Charlie, Carlos!
You won't be going to mass on Sunday.
You are nothing, when you do nothing!
Your blue eyes are turning brown ese!
You open that can of chinga tu madre on the table!
You're brown on the inside, to the bone!
You break your wrist due to boxing.
You shoot your cousin in the leg and regret it for the rest of your life.
You're being put in the pots and pans with the n......
Awsome
shareI actually knew some guys who had the VL tattoo on their hands!
shareWhen you give some the finger and say "here's my ticket"
when someone dose a painting of you and you say "orale ese, you made me look like cholo"
if you say "viva los vatos locos"
talking about your enemy: "... they ain't nothin' but a buch of paint sniffer who come out at night, they dont know *beep*
Say to light skin sleepin in same room as you "you better keep the quilts over face pendejo, dont want you florescent skin keepin me up all night"
When u in a bet you say "you bet cash, you lose cash you pay cash pimp mobil"
Get FTW tatooed on your bottom lip
One of my best friends loves quoting Popeye. He probably does it every other time I see him. His favourites include "Oy, tell him to go suck his pee pee(?)" and "gimme some chon chon".
It's a great movie though, with lots of memorable quotes.
My name is Reek... It rhymes with sneak.
I have a family member who named her kid ... Miklo! True story.
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Thanks to this movie and American Me, I am guaranteed never to go to prison!
shareWhen somebody comes over and you say, "after all these years you want hospitality? Well, there's a can of chinga tu madre on the table there why don't you help yourself."
shareYou've watched this movie too many times when:
-you tell your friend to tell their PO "to go suck his pee pee"
-you get on the "pay as you can plan"
-you call you friend "dick" and "a$$h0le" so much that he thinks his name is "Dick A$$h0le"
-you tell tell the guy that thinks he has the muscle that "he doesn't even have to muscle to jack himself off"
-you say to your friend combing their hair, "Orale, Bonafide! That's a *beep* fine comb! You should give it to one of my bitchessss!"
-you call white people "polar bears"
-you knock on someone's door and they ask who it is, you answer with, "It's Ronald Reagan, A$$s0le!"
-you tell Pockets to "put his spear down"
-reply to someone who asked "if you knew who that taco-eatin' motha *beep* was that you killed" with "Ya mama!"
if you have a habit of saying
"know what I mean, jelly bean?"
Yeah, the phrase is not original to this movie but that's where I learned it so...
Still saying it all these years later haha :p
-You like to throw guns out the pinche window
-You cringe every time you walk past a fire hydrant
YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!
Whenever someone does you a favor...reply with "Thanks Babycakes!"
shareyou start making pick combs from soap molds.
begin to fold your money into tiny origami squares.
start painting half naked aztec princesses on your car hood.
When you start adding "holmes" and "ese" after speaking to friends.
"I wished Her back but the dead adored Her, Even wild winds sang in chora for Her"
If you going to get revenge tomorrow... In the daylight... on a sunday... E-se!!!!
"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."
When playing cards over money you say to the looser "you bet cash, you loose cash, you pay cash! Pimp-mobile!"
sharewhen you operate the grill during cookouts...and you say..now for my Brown brothers..(sorry no tortilla)
share- When you see Transexuals you say to them "Hey Cinderella, go find yourself a fella, 'cuz you're on the clock, b---ch and midnight is coming!"
- Or you say to them "HOOLA PRETTIIIEE..ARE YOU BLOND ALL OVER?"
- When you meet someone named AL you say "SUAVE, AL"
- When you eat a tamale, you say "simon que si!"
- When you yell to your nosy little brother "Oye pendejo, don't you know how to knock?!"
- When you say to your White friend after he gets a Chicano tattoo "Where the f--k you got that placaso, little bo peep?"
- Or when you say to that same white guy "does it snow in LA? does a White boy get a placaso? NO!
- Ooor when you say to him "your eyes are turning brown, cakita brown!"
* When you tell others that you have a comb with great power which
gives people nightmares!