You know you watch too much Blood in Blood out when...
When your boss asks if you can handle a special project and you say, "easier than mantequilla in a hot tortilla!"
Whenever a friend tries to talk serious with you, you tell him, "No Baptist sermons, Ese!"
Whenever your parents tell you to get a job you say you’re on the Kmart pay as you can plan.
When you lose in Vegas you say, "we lost the lab and Clavo's money, that pinche loanshark is going to *beep*
When it gets hot and heavy, you say, "Cuidado con El Chorizo!"
When you haven't seen someone in a long time,"Cruzito... You're a tough mama to find"
When someone shares with you their goals, you reply, "In yo dreams, Pedro... In your dreams!"
When the IRS calls you and you tell the auditor, "Hey Low Blow, I thought I was off your list."