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When your boss asks if you can handle a special project and you say, "easier than mantequilla in a hot tortilla!"

Whenever a friend tries to talk serious with you, you tell him, "No Baptist sermons, Ese!"

Whenever your parents tell you to get a job you say you’re on the Kmart pay as you can plan.

When you lose in Vegas you say, "we lost the lab and Clavo's money, that pinche loanshark is going to *beep*

When it gets hot and heavy, you say, "Cuidado con El Chorizo!"

When you haven't seen someone in a long time,"Cruzito... You're a tough mama to find"

When someone shares with you their goals, you reply, "In yo dreams, Pedro... In your dreams!"

When the IRS calls you and you tell the auditor, "Hey Low Blow, I thought I was off your list."

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When you sneak up on someone in a parked car and yell out "Yeppa Yeppa Yeppa" through their window

When your friend says he has to see his parole officer and you say "Tell him to suck his pee pee"

When your Mexican friend comes over to eat and you tell him "Sorry no tortillas"

when you go to get a tattoo and tell the tattoo artist "Get down James Brown....put the needle in"

Whenever a gay guy hits on you you tell him "Hey Cinderella go find yourself a fella"

Whenever somebody comes to your house you offer him a drink by saying "Theres a can of chinga tu madre for you right there....tomar"

" Tell me mom...when your little girl's on the slab...where will it tickle you?"

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when you are slicing meat...you stab into it with a knife "for cheap times...for cheap times"


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Whenever someone gets too excited to get something from you, you deepen your voice and say, "Suave, Al".

Whenever someone is eating and mentions how good the food is you tell them "Damn ese, they're not that good homes".

Whenever someone gives you a dirty look for giving them a fright, you tell them, "Get the fúck outta here before I make you my bitch".

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whenever you are about to give a blowie to a guy named Al you say "lay back Big Al, Im going to suck you dry"

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