100 things I learned from the The X-Files
1. Cell phones can work in the middle of the desert, in a train car, with mid-1990's technology, just because the plot says so.
2. If you get an apartment in DC, chances are you will have a lot of unexpected visitors.
3. Masking tape does wonders for window decorations and no one but the "correct" people will ever notice it's there.
4. You can point a gun at your boss providing he has a digital tape in his pocket.
5. Getting out of the Antarctica without a good explanation will upset more than your superiors.
6. Humans make great alien frozen dinners.
7. Oil that is black? You will never go back.
8. You can chase unmarked tanker trucks across miles and miles of desert with almost no landmarks, at night, and find them on a train based on the direction that 3 boys point in.
9. Trying to buy a coke, pepsi, or saline IV from a machine is da bomb.
10. Mulder does not panic until he shows you "that face".
11. Probable cause is one bloody pair of scissors away from being there.
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