Ryan Parker = EWOK


Ryan Parker was such an annoying character in this show. The guy thought he was as smooth as Zack Morris because he dated Lindsay and Rachel (both of which dumped his @ss when they finally got tired of him). Both times he got dumped, he acted like such a woman - he was one step away from sitting in his room by himself, with a quart of ice cream and a box of kleenex.

How tall was this guy anyway, 5'0 with platform shoes? He looked like one of those little Ewok teddy bears from the Return of the Jedi.

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LOL! I agree. I never really liked him or his character very much. Watching him date Rachel was hilarious because she towered over him. Zack Morris he was not.

Frankly, they would have been better off keeping Scott(Robert Sutherland Telfer) on the show. Sure his character was pretty much a carbon copy of Zack, but at least he wasn't a vanilla midget like Ryan.

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