Shawn was such a badass


Arranged the letters on Feenys office to spell "Weenie". Joined a cult for the day.

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Became an alcoholic and quit all in 20 minutes.

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He kept a pig inside an apartment against Topangas wishes.

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it wasn;t that topenga didn't want him to have a pet or the pig for that matter, it was the environment the pig was living in. no place to run around, no mud to relax in, no sty of his own. no sunshine, no fresh air.



OH THANK YOU GOD! THANK YOU SO BLOODY MUCH!!! Basil Fawlty

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Always using windows instead of doors. So hardcore

I like eggs

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I think I need therapy. [then nothing ever comes of it]

I'm so screwed up, dad!!!.... [but then still doesn't go to therapy or do other steps to be a better self.]



OH THANK YOU GOD! THANK YOU SO BLOODY MUCH!!! Basil Fawlty

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Has a cartilage piercing.

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You guys, come on now. He blew up a mailbox with a CHERRY BOMB.

Now that's some risky business.

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Snuck into the Super Bowl, or at least impossibly scalvaged a ticket.

** Rest in peace, Timothy Volkert (1988 - 2003) **

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Almost hit the headlight on a motorcycle with a bat.

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Told Topanga to use a mirror. (Twice!)

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Peed on a police car with Cory.


Welcome to Fright Night....for real. 

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ran an unlicensed B&B.

"Do you even remember what you came here to find?"

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And was going to get a cab driver deported until he forgot.

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lol... true. '

"Do you even remember what you came here to find?"

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and he skipped HS classes to go to college classes.

"Do you even remember what you came here to find?"

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Lied to a cop and said his parents were out of the country saving a little girl who fell down a blowhole.

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wrote on his school locker

"Do you even remember what you came here to find?"

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Joined/abandoned the military on a whim, to prove his love for Angela.

Went on a road trip to find himself, and almost stayed to live in some Podunk town, because he was so impressed by a Nobody's Angel performance.



"Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?" -The Wizard of Oz, 1939

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And let's not forget his badass black leather jacket




Miranda: Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement?
Andy: Not that I can recall

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...And his bandana in the episode with his road trip.

You know, the one that's only cool when he wears it, not when Cory tries to wear one, too.


"Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?" -The Wizard of Oz, 1939

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He clipped coupons during class.

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