Lil the Dancer seemed like Lara Flynn Boyle jab
Yup.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
Yup.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
In what way?
Lil doesn't resemble Lara as Donna, surely?
Just seemed like a cartoon of her- the pinched face, the look of the actress, the sort of ridiculous/snoody dance.. everything. And it would make sense if Lynch were peeved that she refused to return, considering her role was pretty pivotal to Laura Palmer's story.
Lil didn't remind you of her at all? I can't be the only one.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
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When did Boyle do that "ridiculous/snoody dance"? Can´t remember...
"facts are stupid things" - Ronald Reagan
Franz, she did a bit of a swaying movement at Harold Smith's but I wouldn't call it a dance.
This whole idea is not in keeping with the creative technique Lynch enjoys. I can't imagine he took Boyle's involvement with other movies at this point personally. Everything suggests that he relished the chance to direct a new actress in the role of Donna.
Yeah, that´d be strangely vindictive of Lynch. And I don´t really see much physical resemblence between Boyle and that "mother´s sister´s girl", anyway.
"facts are stupid things" - Ronald Reagan
I don't know, Lynch seems pretty rude and harsh to me. His non-answer answers are condescending, to put it mildly. On the second DVD of Inland Empire there's a whole documentary sequence where he praises Diane Ladd just to make everyone else feel inferior and guilty of laziness, sloth, whatever, and Alex Cox (who seems pretty honest to me) talks about how Lynch blocked release of Repo Chick and messed it all up and stuff. Having said that, I applaud a jab at Lara Flynn Boyle, and appreciate Lynch ignoring Kyle McLaughlin for all these years, breaking from him was the best thing Lynch could possibly have done for his art.
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That´s probably more like your private fantasy based on whatever biases you might have there.
And I don´t think I´ve ever seen Lynch angry or rude during an actual interview - even though it´d probably be understandable if he were these things on occasion. Must be tough to dodge the same stupid questions over and over again. I know I´d be annoyed if I were him and asked to explain what this "means" or what that "means" time after time...
"facts are stupid things" - Ronald Reagan
Robert Loggia talked about how he'd gotten really angry with Lynch over losing the role of Frank Booth to Dennis Hopper (who had apparently already been cast, while Loggia had been sitting for hours waiting to meet the director), and when the role of Dick Laurent came up in Lost Highway, he figured he'd burned that bridge with his behavior. But he said Lynch considered it water under the bridge and cast him...the guy doesn't sound like a man who holds grudges.
-There is no such word as "alot."
I don't think DL holds a grudges anymore (if he eve did in the first place). Julee Cruise and him had a fight about something. Then out of the blue he called her up. They have remained friends since..
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This whole idea is not in keeping with the creative technique Lynch enjoys
Marxist Bros - so you're saying that you found this scene of Lil funny?
Sorry for getting your goat - but you don't have to resort to pathetic outbursts.
I find a lot of things funny in Lynch's films. Have you seen the last episode of ON THE AIR? Now that was good Lynch humour.
What are you saying? Where did you put my goat?
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
I made a good meal out of your goat, Marxist Bros.
Don't get in a stew about it.
Glad we all agree though that the Lara Flynn/ Cousin Lil comparison is total and utter goat's testicles. Welcome to amateur hour!
Do you ever talk to people in real life?
What kind of people?
The observation is just that, an observation. I could be right, or it could be totally unintended. You can disagree, but cut this bullsh*t out like you know what was going through Lynch's head any more than I do.
One thing I find in common with a lot of Lynch fans, presumptuous as hell.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
Marxist Bros -
Fans of any film or director can tend to be presumptuous - big deal. I don't love all of Lynch's films, I'm not his number one fan.
I have enjoyed reading a lot of analysis of Fire Walk with Me because I liked the film so much though. Your Lil observation is just baloney and its not hard to work that out. There have been demented people posting on Lynch boards before so this is nothing new. His films tend to attract delusional types.
You're the one thinking that you know how Lynch's mind works based on a surreal character glimpsed in a movie very briefly. This scene is more like a quick sketch or painting than anything else and Lil doesn't even resemble Lara Flynn Boyle in the slightest. The dancing you were referring to, Lara doesn't do in the tv show.
So can we just leave your obsessive and geeky observations alone now?
First off. It's bologna. Stupid.
And despite all the personal attacks, I don't really see any solid argument against my observation. It very well could have been an in-joke for Lynch. I imagine it would be frustrating for Boyle not to return- probably screwed with the story he planned to tell.
^This is what's called 'evidence' supporting a claim. I notice a funny resemblance, and I see a motive. And I see possibly the geekiest of geeks calling me a geek for saying Lil the dancer looked (to me) like a snarky cartoon of Lara Flynn Boyle. It's not even something worth getting nasty about, is it? It's a pretty innocuous observation, and it's totally possible. Legiondominion...
Nerd.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
Baloney and bologna are two different kinds of food. This is further proof that you don't know your onions buddy.
You wrote:
"Dude shut the fvck up and don't presume to speak for what Lynch would/wouldn't find funny. Stick to opinions, it's all you're worth."
You were the one telling me to shut the F up just because I said your idea was terrible.
It is my opinion that your idea is total nonsense. It just doesn't feel right and that's more than enough evidence for me. It reduces Lynch's film to the level of Porky's 2.
Wake up and smell the coffee charva boy!
Wake up and smell the coffee charva boy!
And you're worth MORE than opinions?
Maybe you see a mean-spirited jab in the scene because it's how YOUR brain works, as your rudeness here would demonstrate.
-There is no such word as "alot."
I never thought lil the dancer looked like or resembled Lara Flynn Boyle, but the girl sitting with the old man in Paps Diner sure looked like her (to me anyway)
shareWhatever --it's neither the strongest nor weakest theory I've seen about Twin Peaks stuff-- but whatever, wouldn't the message be that Lil was with Cole, or Lynch if you must, and was conveying his message?
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It's a very important decision." --Karl Kinsky, Tatoo (1981)
..No.
..All I'm proposing is that Lil was an intentionally unflattering caricature of Lara Flynn Boyle.. Doesn't go deeper than that..
Bunch of weirdos.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
Marxist Bros - your theory is clearly an attempt at trolling but try to use humour next time. Or maybe you have Aspergers syndrome or a form of mental illness and you're serious, in which case I apologise.
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Na, it's really not. I hardly even call it a theory- it's a pretty subjective call. Kind of like saying you're such a douchey nerd because women don't want your nasty uncircumsized penis.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
Well, you've resorted to sexual insults so I don't give your subjective 'calls' much weight. Circumcision is rarely done in the UK - I think it's a Jewish tradition. Anyway, I don't know why you're interested in my penis.
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Thanks for your interesting post MBros. It's nearly as good as your original one. Your insults are really poor and quite questionable.
Questionable or totally accurate? You are, in fact, a nerd. You do, in fact, have a recurring dick cheese problem, yes?
^If any of these are inaccurate in any way please let me know how.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
You sound like a stupid teenager. Just leave it now, your original post was clearly trolling and unfunny and this further proves that.
Stop mentioning my penis please. I know you find it interesting, but the feeling is not mutual I'm afraid.
So, totally accurate. Thanks.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
Men and women need to wash their private parts to get rid of bacteria.
You're a lot like the bacteria and knob cheese that builds up on man's penis, except you're acting out that role on this message board. I hope you 'keep it up'...
Quit comparing me to your dick cheese, and stop making double entendres. Sicko.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
I have never compared you to dick cheese, I have said you ARE dick cheese. I've certainly not written anything which could be seen as a double entendre.
Yes, I've made some pretty hilarious jokes and you just seem more than ready and willing to ride them to the finish!
I've certainly not written anything which could be seen as a double entendre.
I hope you 'keep it up'...
you just seem more than ready and willing to ride them to the finish!
Nice lie there in your last post about me PMing you. Obviously you like PMs but you'll have to wait big boy.
In the meantime, keep riding the crest of my fantastic posts with your mediocre talents and lack of humour, Dick.
Obviously you like PMs but you'll have to wait big boy.
Marxist Bro - hey man, don't you wish you could go back in time and loop to the point where you decided the Lil post was a good one to make? Then you could have realised that it was a banal and stupid observation to make that only a sexually disturbed mind could think up?
I don't know what abuse you may have suffered at the hands of a family relative perhaps, but you should try and look into that and make more productive posts based on your own experiences of sexual abuse, especially in relation to a disturbing film like Fire Walk with Me.
In the meantime, keep riding big boy.
Look. I still agree with my original post, because I wrote it. I agree with my past self's actions. What I may not agree with, is what future me decides to say or do. Present me might think future me is going a little overboard by even engaging with someone who calls themselves "legiondominion" who keeps fantasizing about childhood sexual abuse.
At the end of the day, this thread is about one point, and one point only: you have a major organ with a huge flaw, and you're very bitter about it. It's a flaw that coul've been remedied by a procedure invented thousands of years ago (when they discovered it was a mistake to go through life with an anteater penis, collecting sand and chunky white deposits that no girl would ever want to put her mouth on), and you are bitter because I poke fun at you for it. No that was not a pun.
Maybe you should learn your lesson and not send out your penis to random people, thinking no one will know it was you.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
How you've turned your nonsensical original post into a discussion about my penis I have no idea. Circumcision is a debatable procedure - it can even cause problems. It can be necessary for some people who have a tight foreskin. In terms of the cleanliness issue that you're obsessed by, with baths and showers nowadays it is possible to clean oneself fantastically well.
I can clearly picture you being teased by a family member about your dirty penis during adolescence and I'm sorry that this has scarred you. The rest of your post was drifting into incoherence. Are you suggesting that I have posted a photo of my penis to you here on IMDb?
No, I'm suggesting you already have sent pictures of your penis to unsuspecting strangers. And it's fvcking hideous.
Next stop is reporting you to the cyber police.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
Hey I've clearly got under your skin. My apologies big boy.
Report me for however many things you can imagine!
Only thing under anybody's skin is a thriving colony of sea monkeys in that matted skin hood of shame that you call a penis.
Cyber police pulling up right now with their cyber vans. For shame, sir.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
I came to this board for interesting reading. Is this whole thread a joke? Are you and the poster you're arguing with separate parts of your brain?
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If that were the case, I would be wearing a diaper and a monocle when I typed as legiondominion. And maybe a pointy hat. With "4sKin4eVa" written on it.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
You seem to know too much about this legion dude. Too much information, thanks.
Try some better observations about the film we're supposed to be discussing instead of having some sort of online personal breakdown!
Ah.
Try some better observations about the film we're supposed to be discussing instead of having some sort of online personal breakdown!
What do you mean holy *beep* If I have had transcendental woods related meditations about Twin Peaks, that's up to me. There's no need for you to put a downer on everything and go around judging people.
You need to take time out and enjoy a good cup of coffee man.
MacLachlan would love to play Cooper again. That's fantastic news for me! My life had a degree of purpose again and my day-to-day struggle seemed easier
How is that pathetic? Up until that point I was mired in a serious and debilitating depression. Okay, I have also been helped by good exercise, diet and medication from my doctor. But don't judge me like that. Only God can judge me.
Praise the Lord.
And Cooper.
Up until that point I was mired in a serious and debilitating depression. Okay, I have also been helped by good exercise, diet and medication from my doctor.
Oh come on, there's no way you can have taken my whole post there seriously.
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Can I take the whole thing as crazy? Because that's what it looks like.
Maybe you should've just kept your manic mouth shut in the first place.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
Well you obviously want to impose censorship on IMDb, but I don't.
And by the way- anything I 'know' of this "legion dude" has been deduced from info he has provided in this thread. That's kind of why it's funny.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
Recently I've been told by my psychiatrist that things have reached a tipping point and I have supposedly given in to delusional thoughts and behaviour and lost my judgement.
I already told you how that post was tongue-in-cheek.
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It couldn't have been. Look at that long rambling post. You're on something.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
Hey I know when I am entirely aware of what I am typing Mr Marxist Bros. I can intentionally write a long, rambling post any time I like.
Whereas now, this is a quick message.
His fight goes on and on and on
My name is a killing word.
I think you should learn something from this.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
Thanks Marxist for the lesson.
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Happy to oblige, crazypants.
"Sorry detective. There was a fish... IN the percolator."
Obviously late to this thread but I have to say that Marxist_Bros seems like a right prick. As for your "theory", it's cleary a crack pot piece of *beep* theory that you've dreamed up. This "evidence" and "motive" that you spoke of is also pure conjecture, utter drivel in fact. There is no semblence between the dancer and Lara Flynn Boyle btw. Ignore button for you.
My eyes have seen the glory..