Nice Guy Eddie quotes


"Alright, first things f-cking last!"

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What in Sam ..ill's goin' on eer!?

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"Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy? Man walks into prison a white man, walks out talkin' like a f-cking nig-er."

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Now that this man is out and were making good on our commitment to him, HE'S JUST GONNA DECIDED, OUT OF THE *beep* BLUE, TO RIP US OFF. Why don't you tell me, what really happened.


i told you not to stop the boat. Now lets go. Apocaylpse Now

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"I don't even know a f-ckin' Jew who'd have the balls to say that."

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"See that daddy? He tried to f@$& me."

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Are you out of your fuc$ing mind

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It looks like Sam's hot car lot out there.

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...and you wonder why the *beep* cops show up?!



If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? That's his first mistake. That and the talking snake.

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"We got places all over the place"

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👍

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This line is best. I use it every other day.

hehe first things last

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