So bad it's...
Well, BAD!
In fact it's worse than bad, it's so bad that we actually need new words added to the language to adequately describe just how bad this film is. I've just watched it for the first time today and it's 1 hour 23 minutes of my life that i'm never getting back. Even by early nineties Die Hard genre movies, it's terrible. Which is saying a lot, given the standards of the time. Ugh!
Jeeves, pass me that bottle of brain bleach!