Rules to live by, or favorites welcome
1. Coulda happened to anyone.
2. Always stay clear of the ladder.
3. Ya do your job, ya do it well, ya get a better job.
4. Incentives are important.
5. I learned that in rehab.
6. Believing in Jesus helps ya heal quicker.
Keep it going...
I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!
He'll get out of the way, I learned that driving the Saratoga
share8. There are gorillas out there, boss.
9. Sht happens, cough it up.
10. Don't touch his beer! You want a beer you get your own beer.
11. You don't wanna be down below if she starts to break up.
"Candy CANES?? Are you mocking me?" - Dr. Gregory House
12. Dollywood is preferable to Disney World
13. Playing hide the salami will use up all the water
14. Mambo's tattoos are primo work
15. Glass eyes need to be custom made
16. There is a system to winning Monopoly
17. Grand theft auto is a big deal in Cuba
18. Puerto Rican women are not cretins
19. All boats have dry rot
20. You get a lost anchor back by taping bricks to a kid's shoes...
21. The price of Capt. Ron's beer is $2.50 a bottle
22. It is OK to study the charts when cleavage is in sight
23. Morning comes about sun-up each day, when you are on a boat
24. The tides often trick Capt. Ron
25. If you pick up the boss's video camera...it is best not to use and film!!
28. Besides, if we get lost we'll just pull over & ask for directions.
I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!
29. When he wakes up from a nightmare screaming "I didn't do it", chances are he did
29: gotta watch out for the pirates of the Caribbean
30: on islands where guerrilla fighters are, you can get a mean burger
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