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The Nostalgia Critic reviews Suburban Commando


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I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

t(ò_ót) Double Deuce!

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And it was After Burner!!!

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IT WAS AFTERBURNER!!!!!

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I WAS FROZEN TODAY! I'm totally gonna use that!

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The NC vs NC argument leading to the "I WAS FROZEN TODAY!", I just couldn't stop laughing, almost passed out.

Nice work as usual NC!!!

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Another awesome review by the NC!

The three things I liked most about that review:
Although I originated the "take some acting lessons" line after Hulk Hogan's rant about his landing in six weeks line, the NC was funnier.

"IT WAS AFTERBURNER!" line

and who could forget...I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!

The only things missing in that review are the Bullseye Smartass line and making fun of the Undertaker's early appearance in a film.

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If the NC thought this was bad, wait 'til he endures the likes of Santa with Muscles, Mr. Nanny and whatever 3 Ninjas sequel he was in. Hoooooo boy!!

The Critic did it again, I can't wait for the Casper review. SHRED IT TO PEICES!


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Big-Lipped Alligator Moment, Elephant, Chuck Norris!

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Joker: Why so Sirius?
Gordon: For the last time, it's Jim GORDON!

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Shep Ramsey would kick Chuck Norris's ass!

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This is why wrestlers shouldn't be regular movie actors. Hulk Hogan was great in Rocky III, and I thought his Thunder In Paradise movies were alright, but other than that, Suburban Commando was horrible. And how in the hell they even managed to get Christopher Lloyd to play a role in this crappy movie, I'll never know.

"Christ, I was frozen today!"

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FYI, Hulk Hogan was in Rocky III, not Rambo III. Otherwise, I agree with everything you have said.

The sad thing was I used to like that movie when I was a kid for a very simple reason because it had Hulk Hogan in it. Last time I was watching that movie, my older brother and I were making smart-alecky MST3K like comments at this "masterpiece" especially the scene when Hogan was complaining about what he is going to do for the next six weeks. We replied naturally saying that he should take acting lessons. We said that comment before the NC did.

The NC did not dissapoint in that review as he was ripping that movie apart like a beef jerky. The "I was frozen today" line was friggin' hilarious, but I don't know who had the better delivery with that line, Christopher Lloyd or the NC? Still, a classic NC moment no less.

I think at that point, Christopher Lloyd was trying to break out of his character actor mode (Judge Doom in Roger Rabbit and Doc Brown in you know what movie) and tried going for the straight guy role which unfortunely didn't work out.

I thought The Rock was pretty good in The Rundown and Walking Tall, but that's all I can think of right now. Great post!


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I WAS FROZEN TODAY! And even the trivia here makes note of the Ghostbusters reference.

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well The Rock is the only wrestler turned to actor that I like, whenever he appeared in Be Cool he would steal the scene...the only thing I really liked about that movie.

As for other wrestlers they just don't have it.

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For the most part I like the NC reviews, his review of Casper was kind of off though. Casper is a sweet, emotional movie.

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"On top of that, the evil bounty hunters arrive and start randomly shooting the wall. Mildly annoying but not really that threatening."

LOL :-)

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