The real truth about hogan and this movie

Has anyone ever noticed that Hogan has the best tan...yet he has blonde hair with big blue eyes?

maybe...just maybe...he is a survivor from a post roswell ufo crash.

Not the Greys..but from a Nordic visit.
Not content with being the average alien he decides to tan and buff up as big as the "human" steroids wll let him.

having different skin genetics then the average human..he tans well and has no moles, the only draw back is the balding hair and the flabby pecs...which i would say is a drawback due to the alien Nordic genetic line.

The fake black stuble of the NWO era was just a cover to throw speculation into the mix...aswell as the attempt to run for office of president...everyone knows that America will not allow an alien to become president.

The movie career...*ahem* was a reflection of his true self...eg suburban commando...a true life tale of Hulks travel to Earth.

As you can see...he was a reject from the alien Nordic race..hence the average intelligence..compared to the supposed nordic/ former Atlantis inhabitants.

But this may be just pure speculation.....


don't point that beard at me, it might go off... Groucho marx