"Because I'm so long!!!" How long is it anyway?
He is named Bull after all.
Looks like he's claiming it's two feet long.He'll be very popular with the ladies.I dunno. 8-9"? That was probably pretty big for an English bloke in the 1200s.
Awesome thread!!
Go find yourself a bull. You'll get the idea.
Actually he did not know how long his cock is, because he did not know count.