"Lady, you are about 1/2 a bubble off the plumb..." - Quigley
"Don't just stand there, get him!!!" - Marston
My favorite:
"Don't worry, on a new job it's quite common for things not to go well at first." - Cora
Starting with Cora, Quigley, and Marston (Laura San Giacomo, Tom Selleck, Alan Rickman) this western is a memorable line goldmine. What are your favorites?
That would have to be
Major. We already run the misfits outta our country. We sent 'em back to England.
Classic!
Quigley after gunning down Marsten and his men:
"I said I never had much use for one. (a gun)
I never said I didn't know how to use it"
I absolutely LOVE this line! The point in the movie at which it is said makes it doubly so.
Realgump
This is my all-time favorite quote for any movie! What makes it great is the fact that he's answering the snobby Major!
realgump
Crazy Cora: Are we lost?
Matthew Quigley: Nope! I don't know where we're goin', but there's no sense bein' late.
You sure look pretty in the mornin' sun.
share"This ain't Dodge City and you sure as hell ain't no Bill Hiccock."
I think that's it.
After Cora tells the story of how she accidentally killed her baby, "and then he rode away and he never looked back. I know because I watched to see if he would."
It was sad and riveting, and made me just love Crazy Cora! This movie kicks ass!
"I know a little German. He's sitting right over there."
After Quigley knocks Marston out the window, Marston utters...
"No man knocks me out of my own house!"
Got to love that line!
my favorite quote is when Quigley and Cora are bought "back to life" by the aboriginies and cora notices the marks on thier forehead
Quigley: I reckon thats something out of the south-end of a north-bound Kangaroo.
Major Ashley-Pitt: In our experience, Americans are uncouth misfits who should be run out of their own barbaric country.
Matthew Quigley: Well, Lieutenant...
Major Ashley-Pitt: Major.
Matthew Quigley: Major. We already run the misfits outta our country. We sent 'em back to England.
hahahahaha
You took mine!
I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney, than driving with Ted Kennedy
Gotta be:
Crazy Cora: You know, if we're lost, you can tell me.
Matthew Quigley: We're lost.
Crazy Cora: I can take bad news. Just tell me straight.
Matthew Quigley: I don't know where the hell we are.
Crazy Cora: No sense takin' time to make it sound better than it is.
Matthew Quigley: I reckon we're goin' in circles.
Crazy Cora: Wire things up and I'll see right through. So, just tell me honestly. Are we lost?
Matthew Quigley: Nope. I know exactly where we are.
Crazy Cora: That's good, 'cause, frankly, I was gettin' a little worried.
Marston: "No man knocks me out of my own house!" *Gets knocked out of his own house for a second time* "Well, what are you standing around for? Get him!"
~I alone could hear the music~
are you ceartin you dont want the bucket moved in a little closer
quite ceartin
Quigley: "I'm new here...so I ain't rightly certain...is everyone in this country as butt ugly as you three?"
Quigley: "What's my name today?"
Cora: "Well, what good are horses if we die first?"
Quigley: "Once in a while she actually makes a little sense."
Quigley: "I wish people would stop hitting me on the head."
Cora: "On a new job it's quiet common for things not to go well at first."
Cora: "I don't know him. I never saw him before."
Cora: "Told ya, only my Roy could hit a coyote from that distance."
The best one....
Marston: "Oh, shut up."
"well pardon the hell out of me"
cora
LOL she was great
by londonerlion
Gotta be:
Crazy Cora: You know, if we're lost, you can tell me.
Matthew Quigley: We're lost.
Crazy Cora: I can take bad news. Just tell me straight.
Matthew Quigley: I don't know where the hell we are.
Crazy Cora: No sense takin' time to make it sound better than it is.
Matthew Quigley: I reckon we're goin' in circles.
Crazy Cora: Wire things up and I'll see right through. So, just tell me honestly. Are we lost?
Matthew Quigley: Nope. I know exactly where we are.
Crazy Cora: That's good, 'cause, frankly, I was gettin' a little worried.
monopoly-jalopy wrote:
My favorite:
"Don't worry, on a new job it's quite common for things not to go well at first." - Cora
"I don't want you to go."
"You sure look pretty in that new blue dress."
"You go after Marston, he'll kill you."
"Kid, next time she talks like that, pee all over the dress."
This is also my favorite, and I've used it a time or two to co-workers going through a rough patch. Only one person ever recognized it.
shareWhen Quigley returns the the dingo cave and brings Cora the dress, she asks "Is it purty?"
"Looks good on me!"
The DVD is packed away for moving, thus I cannot give the exact line, but my favorite is when Marston is told of a rumor that a very large bounty will be paid to the man who kills Quigley. Upon being told the source of the rumor, he tells one the men to "give him my hat and coat and tell him to stand on the front porch", or similar.
shareRickman: Are you quite sure you don't want the bucket a little closer mr. Quigley?
Quigley: Shoots and hit bucket.
Quigley: Quite sure.