Papke is getting the ball hiked to him at tryouts in the gym
Geniero: "Show us the the arm son."
Papke flexes his arm
Rig" "Throw the ball genius."
The game where Blake pulled off and Papke goes in at QB
Papke: "Down...Set..hut hut.."
Papke runs away with the ball behind the ref
Papke: "Blow the whistle, blow the whistle blow the..." (gets nailed with the ref)
Every scene with Kathy Ireland AND Harley Jane Kozak in it.
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The scene with Ed & Wally in the hospital room where Ed gives Wally his playbook and whistle:
Wally: "I'm just a guy who yells loud and kicks a$$." Hahahahahaha.
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When Ed arrives at the last game of the season and surprises Wally "Indigestion, you sonofab!tch." LOL!!!
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At halftime in the final game when Wally gives his R-rated tirade in the lockerroom, hahahahahahaha.
"Now, let's analyze what's been working for us (Pause) NOT A GOD DAMN THING HAS BEEN WORKING FOR US!!! This *** damn jacket, this stinkin' tie, and this *** damn shirt!...."
"...So ya go in there, ya tear their (beep)in' heads off, and s h i t down their necks! Let us pray." LOL!
One word from Rob Schnieder - SH************************!
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"would you like some MOET sir ?"
"What's MOET?"
"It means would like some more eh?"
I liked the show me the arm scene, I liked when the big guy cleared everybody out of the show so Kathy Ireland could shower and I loved every moment Larry Miller had onscreen...he was just as slimey here as he was in the NUTTY PROFESSOR movies.
share"You and me.......we gonna PAAAARRRRTTTYYYYY!"
shareWhen the ref is giving the penalty calls after Samurai starts doing karate stuff on the other team in the final game...that cracks me up everytime..
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My favorite scene of the movie is when Dean Elias is down at the sidelines trying to say after grading the tests that all of these football players failed and Paul Blake calls a play toward the sideline to hit Dean Elias and his look that he has on his face when he is hit and after the play as well.
I also loved it when the inmates come to play the Armidillos and how hard they hit the college team. LOL
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one of my favorite football movies but here are some
Coach Wally's profanity laced tirade at halftime.
Referee's explanation of penalties against Samurai
"She called me Phil"
"a girl? We're going to be the laughing stock of college football." "what do you think we are now?"
"Get up Wally, people are watching,not many,but their watching." "I swear if this wasn't astroturf i would bury myslf a grave".
LOL Those are some good scenes guy! They are hysterical to watch too!
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"I hope he gets younger as he gets closer", Wally talking about Blake.
Good ol' Coney Island College. Go WhiteFish! -- Philip J. Fry
Yeah that is a good one that you have mentioned.
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Coach Gennero in the rain after they tie Kansas:
"No speeches, I'm proud of ya, now lets get out of the monsoon!"
Another good part is in the fight at the bar scene when both Scott Bacula and Sinbad are behind the bar and having the discussion and Scott Bacula says Partah!
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Some people may get mad, but I like the part when Andre told the Old Qb after they got into the bar fight that he "should have stayed his white butt at home" LOL...
shareYeah that was a very good scene to watch! LOL
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That scene was hilarious. Please click on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKl9WKaYVRw
I love the "Welcome to foot...balls!" scene and the minute leading up to it.
Defensive player- "Is that the only way you can scooooorrrreee?!"
Manu- "SHUTTUP...or you will anger me!"
Defensive player- "ehhh!" waves hand at Manu
Also the high pitch scream he gives when she punts him has to be the funniest scream I've ever heard.
Another part I crack up at is Rob Schneider saying something along the lines of "And he's down at the 27, although he did hydroplane to the 19"
LOL
-You just can't go around killing people!
-Why?
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The look on the Dean's face after he's been run over on the sidelines by half the team, flat on his back holding the football, and then gets fired... always makes me laugh!
shareThat would come as my #3 ~ others include
1. Lucy playing ball for 1st time and guy runs her down. She shakes it off then kicks him with her FOOT right into his BALLs
2. Lucy again ~ when she needs to take a shower and explains she's just like the others.
Poop in his hand ... Poop in his hand
"How many time outs do we have left?"
"Three"
"Can we take them all now?"
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