Best quotes/scenes

Actually it's "Put a spigot in that fat buddha of yours." It's like a water faucet.

Yeah I like the Ed/Wally hospital scene too. Wally says "I'm just a guy who hollers and kicks a$$." Heh heh.

I like when Ed returns at the final game, Wally's surprised and says "Indigestion? You sonofab!tch!" LOL.

"Paul Blake is the only Armadillo that was alive when the Beatles were still together."

I don't even like football that much, especially college football, not even at all, but the movie is great.

Genero:Is that your quarterback?
Wally:Thats him
Genero:I hope he gets younger as he gets closer

We're gonna be the laughing stock of colleg football
What do you think we are now?

You know what I like about Orange County, the diversity

"By the way, you're fired." -Purcell

Larry Miller's acting made Dean Elias a truly vile and malicious SOB. There's nothing like seeing a character like this get his comeuppance. First, from the tackle, then from Purcell.

One of my other favorites is, 'Let's see the arm, son.' Player pushes his sleeve up and flexes his bicep. 'Throw the ball, genius.'

It was actually "Don't throw it to Stonehands" but close enough.

Here's a few of mine that haven't been listed:

"Fumble, fumbleia, fumbleruski, Sargie 'Fumbelina' Wilkerson fumbles the ball."

"First off, it's 'there wasn't any brawl' and secondly what you mean there ain't no brawl"

"Well when he wakes up make sure you get him some pads" "I don't know Ed, pads might hurt his game"

"Well is it fatal?" "Indigestion? Only in Mexico"

"What kind of coverage were they running here?" "A double-double coach" "A double-double, well it doesn't matter"

"Wally, get up, people are watching, there are not many but they're watching" "You know, if this wasn't freaking astro-turf I'd bury myself"

"How about that, he sucks at two sports"

Really pretty much anything that comes out of Loggia's mouth is gold in this movie.

The ref's explanation on the penalties against Samurai Hanson in the Texas game.

"WHO'S GOT IT?" "THE LITTLE AUSTRALIAN RUGGER!!"

Bateman: "Geez, it's not his fault - the whole team sucks!"