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Things I learned from Boyz in the Hood


1. Your nicest shirt is mustard color.
2. 'Smart' people wear glasses and are usually writing with a pen.
3. Gangsters are not good at driving cars with standard transmission.

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4. A tough love father with a successful loan business must be living in the ghetto by choice so he can be a voice of wisdom for the young kids.

5. Gang members are full-throttle testosterone and can't be reasoned with.

6. A mother can smell her daughter having sex upstairs.

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7. If a kid rakes the several dozen leaves off his dad's postage stamp-sized lawn, he will undoubtedly get some in his hair.

8. A thug exiting a house he has just been caught burglarizing will be sure to close the front door on the way out.

9. If a man finds the aforementioned thug burglarizing his home, he will wait until said thug has exited, and closed the front door, before he fires twice...right through the front door.

10. The only future for a young man from the ghetto is either to be a victim of gang violence or attend Morehouse.

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11. Gangstas almost always have a 40 ounce in their hands
12. Adults in 1984-1991 never aged but the kids did
13. You can get AIDS by letting dopeheads suck on your d**k
14. People either don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood

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15. A "good" ganster will stand up to his bad gangster buddies and give you back your football

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16. "who 'dis", is an improper way to answer the phone in South Central.

17. Big chrome balls that you can rotate in the palm of your hand are a must-have item.

18. Pacifiers ain't just for babies anymore.

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19. ladies are called, B*tch, Ho's and Hootchies.

20. You need atleast a 700 on your SAT to have an scholarship.

21. Always let ladies eat first.

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22. Ho's gotta eat too

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23. God ain't no B**** cuz if he was a B***** then there wouldn't be any wars
24. Ferris always trying to start some s***
25. It's always a great idea to take a pee while being chased by Bloods

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26. Furious Styles does not describe some sweet clothes, but is someone's name.
27. Make sure it is not your mom on the line, when you ask when your Hoochie is going to give you some skins, or what?
28. A convertible VW Bug can be a sweet pimpin ride even in South Central.




Whose idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

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29. When parking your car it's important to get close enough to the kerb to scrape the wall of at least one tyre!

Against regional coding, US websites blocked in UK & staggered global broadcasts!

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30. If you're being chased by machine gun-toting gangsters in a car, it makes sense to stop for a piss, then stroll idly down the middle of the street, head down, absorbed in your scratch card. And if the gangsters do by some miracle manage to locate you, don't climb over a nearby wall or run away in a zig-zag (like you do every day on the football field), 'cause that might make you harder to aim at.

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31. The state had unlimited resources to pay for non stop helicopters flying overhead in the hood.

32. A dead body that everyone knows about can go unnoticed by the cops for weeks. In fact, if it ain't bothering you, don't bother it.

33. Always try to crawl away when you are shot in the back. Much more smarter than playing dead in an attempt to preserve your life.

34. Make sure that there is sufficient amount of cornmeal in the house so your first born doesn't end up dead.

35. No matter how much you hate the racial profiling and constant shooting, you'll rather stay than to move to an upscale neighborhood with your mother who just received her master's degree.

36. It is a teacher's right to ask if you are an educated woman before she tells you that your son was in a fight at school.

37. Giving dope to a hype will get you unlimited "jaw" for the evening.

38. Apparently thugs that has no interest in doing anything but hanging out with your jailhouse brother every day, wanna go to college too.



Zina ( The Original Princess)

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Brenda Baker may stand a chance with Furious Styles if she didn't talk so much

Any fool with a dck can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children.

All young Doughboy does is eat, sleep and *beep*

Furious would prefer that Trey not discuss his future grandchildren

Simply telling your girlfriend, that you're about to have sex with, that she won't get pregnant, is effective birth control

There's a liquor and gun store on every corner in the hood

Church is a great place to hook up with the ladies

Hanging out with your homies on the porch, guzzling a 40 oz. Of Old English, is always a great time and place to ask a UCLA counselor about the,possibility of gaining a college education

Gangsters always have a fat stack of cash,handy to purchase a hundred *beep*

Brenda can make some killer barbecue

Furious would prefer the timely arrival of the LAPD, so he doesn't have to stand out in the cold with Trey

How does one know God is a he? God could be a she

Cracked out, negligent mothers in the hood, allow toddler children to play on a busy street with a loaded diaper





....it could be a she

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52. Calling your half-sibling a Tecmo Bowl playing mf'er is all the provocation needed for a full blown fistfight on your front lawn

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