All I really need to know I learned from Furious Styles.

1. Black people do not own boats or planes.
2. The verbal section of the SAT test is culturally biased.
3. Koreans are one part of a massive conspiracy to gentrify South Central Los Angeles.
4. Gun and liquor stores are placed on every corner throughout black neighborhoods and not places like Bel-Air or Beverly Hills because "they" want black people to kill each other.
5. Ms. Baker always did make good barbecue.
6. Swine is to be avoided when making mealtime choices.
7. Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children.
8. In the 1990's, black people can't afford to be afraid of their own people anymore.
9. Crack wasn't a problem until it was in Iowa or on Wall Street where there are hardly any black people.
10. If a girl says she's on the pill, you use something anyway. The pill may stop pregnancy but it will not stop your dick from falling off.