Since Rufus is dead...

Does that mean that Wyld Stallynz can be considered dead as well? Should we give up all hope of the world being a better place? He is no longer available to mentor the young William and Theodore. Without this tutoring, Wyld Stallynz will depart and their message of "Being Excellent to Each Other" will be lost somewhere in the ether. I think the death of Rufus signifies the cornerstone in Jack Van Impe's apocalytpic theory. Those boys, as good and well intentioned as they are, do not posess the suave marketing skills needed to become successfull or provide world peace and understanding. We are doomed.

As the cities of the future burn, William and Theodore will stick their heads in the sand by traveling back to ancient Rome, a place and time in which things were a lot more homely and peaceful. This will result in the greatest travesty mankind has ever seen! During what will start off as an uneventful afternoon in Lowes, the two will become tangled in a web of hatred and deceit over what color to paint the new master bedroom. This will be the moment in which Wyld Stallynz will disband, forever. Both go their separate ways, finding a new BFF in that same Lowes on the same day. William will find Nero in the glassware section while Theodore finds Caligula by the toiletries mentoring the young Chuck Berry. From this moment on, their lives will change forver. William and Nero will conquer the Old Country Buffet (bcuz Nero wuz fat, lol!) and demand more breadsticks from the Olive Garden, because three breadsticks is much too menial to split between the two men with such hardy appetites. On the other side of the coin, Caligula and Theodore will be conquering the tight virgin buttholes of 12 year old boys. For whatever path the two of them take, nothing will be as it should be. Wyld Stallynz are gone, and their message will be lost forever.
Without Rufus, they are nothing.