Best Line?


"Frankie want's me to drive out to Queens to do a job. I hate driving to Queens." Jackie.

"You want me to drive?" Terry.

"No. Then I have to look out the window." Jackie.

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Skel



I'm eating stewed tomatoes out of a can.

We're rolling around on the linoleum.....

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Real hard to pick one...but here goes:

Jackie: "I love the sounds Irene makes in bed."

pause...then...

Terry: "Me too."

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

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"Hey Stevie, where'd you find these two fuc king idiots?"


I like these calm little moments before the storm.

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Lucky day? Luckiest day he ever had his *beep* dog got run over! Terry

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kathleen: if I go any further north to get away from you people, I'll been in effing harlem!!!!!

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I always loved when they are hunting Sean Penn in the end at his apartment and Richie, the guy Penn earlier stated was "retarded", gets down on his knees and checks under the bed.

R.D. Call says, "Richie, what the Fck are you doing?!"

hilarious!

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