Possibly the dumbest parents in movie history -Spoilers-
Son, I hope you're getting along okay here in Arizona after we just moved here. Are you enjoying your time with the electronic equipment that we bought for you? By the way, have you heard about the kid who is running a pirate radio station and seems to know quite a bit of what goes on behind the scenes at the same high school you go to? Well, I'm off to work now at the school board. By the way, have you seen that confidential letter that was sent to your principal? I can't seem to locate it.
She doesn`t quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.