burn the house down - preferably with keaton in it - make it look like an accident - clain on the insurance.
Failing that, get hold of a really big stick and batter keaton around the head with it until he is dead. Chop up the body, put it in a bag, drive the bag down to the sea, hire a boat, take the bag out to sea, attach some weights to the bag, throw it over board and watch it sink. Drive back to the house, clean up thoroughly and have a good alibi.
or u could just kill yourself and all your problems would be gone
sharedecisions, decisions..... hmmmmmmmmmm
shareanother simple solution...
just god damn sell the house and buy a new cheaper one for 1/2 the price
or
change your mind on the property.
depending where you live. Most places have a 30 day, 60 day or even 90 day cooling off period of buying a House. This means you can change your mind on purchasing the home however you would need to pay some sort of fee of course to the previous owner to cover his expenses and loss for that time.
james 2057: c'mon, fess up. You're really Drew Peterson aren't you?
shareWell, I happened to live in the Fillmore district, just ten blocks down the street from Pac Heights, and one of the roughest parts of San Francisco. It would be easy enough to find three or four guys who'd put on masks, jump Carter in his bed in the middle of the night, tie him, gag him, put him in the trunk of his Porsche and drive him a long way away. You could get that for about $100 and a case of OE each.
Unc John "We makin' trouble?"
Stacy "Yeah"
Unc John "What kind?"
Stacy "...The forever kind"