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Things I learned from Navy SEALS...

posted 18 years ago by marsellus7
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01) Navy SEALS say things like "YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!" when they are shooting bad guys.

02) God shoots people using a REALLY big gun!

03) Bill Paxton is God.

04) Navy SEALS cannot play golf!

05) Instead of beating up some guy who has disrespected the memory of a dead friend, you can always kiss him and still appear tough!

06) If you are a chopper pilot and you are being shot at by a gunship, saying "Cease fire" does not work.

07) People that tow cars are REALLY stupid and listen to Walkmans (even though their truck probably has a stereo!) making it easy for people to get their cars back.

08) Joanne Whalley Kilmer is Muslim(?!)

09) Topper Harley is in this film as well as Hot Shots and Hot Shots: Part Deux.

10) If you don't want to go to a wedding, do not ask for the car to be stopped. Simply jump out of the moving car and off a fifty-foot high bridge shouting "See you lateerrrrr...!"

[–] sojourn223 17 years ago

11) When you slit someones throat they suffer from a sudden heart attack that ceases all blood flow.

12)Special Operation Groups Soldiers arent trained in American made weapons and dont know how to use a Stinger.

13)SEALs are so tough that after being told thats they shoudnt jump cause of their malfunctioning parachute, still do.

14)Rick Rossovich is the only man alive that can slap another mans ass and find it cool.

15)Lebanon looks like a piece of *beep*

16)You can disobey an order from your superior and still remain in an elite outfit.

17)When an armored car goes through the back of a bus it spontaneously explodes.

18)Live fire training CQB houses are right in the middle Navy bases and people walk within a few feet of it casually.

19)Dont talk about Charlie Sheens mom

20)The party is over here.

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[–] sojourn223 17 years ago

Thats crazy. A quarter of a mile away in the middle of (what i guess is) a busy place? Sounds like an accident waiting to happen. All the army bases Ive been on the live fire training was in a separated and designated area. Thanks for the info though.

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[–] gmercer 17 years ago

*It looks like a dead terrorist to me

*Terrorists like the New York Mets

[–] myk-harwood 13 years ago

""13)SEALs are so tough that after being told thats they shoudnt jump cause of their malfunctioning parachute, still do.""

OR

13) SEALS can tell when their buddy is teasing them about their dislike of HALO jumping by pretending that their 'chute is all screwed up.

Did you really think that after discovering that Dane was about to jump with a screwy 'chute the other guy (I forget who..) would actually LET him exit the plane? Even in UltraMachoHollywoodSEAL reality that's just plain stupid...
You *did* notice that the guy who got his main 'chute hung up and had to abandon it for his backup was the big, black Chief and NOT Dane God the sniper who was nervous about jumping and got teased about it, right?

--Myk

Heh - wow - Look at me picking holes in a comment posted nearly four years ago... How awesome am I? ;op

[–] sascha-17 12 years ago

21. The CIA never give the SEALs anything.
22. US intelligence is in fact so bad that SEAL team-leaders have to go out of their way to gather their own intelligence.
23. Reporters are a much better source of intelligence than anyone within the intelligence community.
24. Not getting a flag at your fiancee's funeral really sucks.
25. Charlie Sheen is jacked.
26. It's a good idea to keep a childish, thrill-seeking guy on your team who disobeys orders and endangers your missions whenever he gets a chance.
27. You can trust Charlie Sheen with your life - but not with your money or your wife.
28. Golf can be made to look just as gay as volleyball.

S.

[–] jpycior-1 17 years ago

Chief Billy Graham(Dennis Haysbert)can go from Navy Seal, to Baseball player, to being a Senator then President, then back to a special Ops guy.

[–] SanjuroTsubaki 15 years ago

As long as Lt.Hawkins is on your boat team Stealth, and fire discipline go out the window.

[–] Quentin36 15 years ago

11) navy seals don't do it for the money
12) don't thank them when they save you becasue they don't exist
13) when you get paged for a mission you HAVE to go even if your bride is walking up the aisle
14) you can ride a bike on a highway about 50 mile an hour and catch a truck
15) Seals can hold their breath for as long as dolphins
16) submarines can come into 3 feet of water
17) Don't bomb a building you know has stolen missles send in Seals so they can get killed

[–] simoncarr 15 years ago

Seals have to Halo Jump out of a plane, and swim to their target - only to have a boat waiting when they need to leave from a marina.

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[–] Cozmo1234 14 years ago

18) Navy SEALs can quick-draw their pistols from their leg holsters, snap off 15 rounds on their off hand, and hit their target dead on every time.

19) Never volunteer to go on missions with SEALs, because if they see an opportunity to take someone down, they'll do it, even if it means YOU will be iced as well.

[–] Darknessviking 12 years ago

99. golf is best played shirtless

[–] zell1399 12 years ago

29. Kids takes point

[–] crockett_john 10 years ago

30) Morphine works really fast.
31) bad guys like to store their valuable missiles together in one spot.
32) A rickety old submarine is worth half a billion dollars.

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I'm just expressing my opinion.

You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas.

[–] heelmaster2000 9 years ago

33) If you slit a man's throat underwater you will not have to worry about seeing blood, because for some reason it never appears.

[–] gwhopkins 9 years ago

33. When driving a jeep on a flat paved road navy seals must jerk the steering wheel back and forth vigorously to drive in a straight line.

[–] Hendry_William_French 9 years ago

34. If you gotta problem, do something about it. Stick it out there, don't be afraid to get it cut off.

35. When you're a Navy Seal, you hit 'em and forget 'em.

36. Blowing a door open with a shotgun is Hawkins' idea of room service.

37. Navy Seals are paid to die if necessary.

38. Hawkins comes home to a fridge full of beer and an address book full of phone numbers.

39. When Hawkins breaks cover, you rock the front of that building.

40. Try and get an angle on that balcony. If he shows you a piece, blow it off.

41. Why don't we just go in there, grab one of these cheese dicks and make 'em talk.

42. Beep Lieutenant Curran immediately.

43. I hope those terrorist paid their gas bill.

44. Curran didn't have time to dick around.

45. God didn't engage hostiles. He vaporized them.

Motown, get your Detroit jukebox jheri curl ass in this chicken sh!t chop-chop, ASAFP!

[–] Eli504th (4) 7 years ago

46. Thermal scopes can see a clear heat signature through a foot or so of concrete (even though they cant even see through a simple glass window).

[–] tyrannosaurus_sex (498) 6 years ago

47. The middle east is safe now because that leader guy and his stinger missiles r both destroyed/killed.

48. God later got killed.