I love this movie,and these kind of threads,so feel free to add some of your own:) 1. James and Carl are part of the "Don't let this happen to you crowd." 2. There are few things less sacred then another mans fries. 3. Louis hates cops 4. The pizza clown was provoking Louis 5.If you shoot a man in the butt with a pellet gun,you are responsible for his death 6. A phrenologist feels and interrupts the size of Walt's a$$hole 7. Mario's mother died and made Biff king 8. Don't ever say anything about Mario's mother. 9. Louis hates rent a cops too. 10. When a flashlight hits the ground,it makes a completely different sound then a revolver. 11. In the jungle,misery is all you got. 12. This is all going on Louis's report
13. radio djs will hang up on you if they don't agree with you. 14. someone having something to do with this movie really likes reggae music. 15. garbage men keep stuff you discard.
18. Biff always has to be so different. 19. the day mario tells biff that he doesn't know *beep* is the day that oceans freezes over. 20. phernology is not an exact science. 21. for 5 years carl has been in the building. 22. the strangulation marks on berger's neck were the result of a sloppy job. 23. prisoners should be treated accordingly. 24. carl spends the evening with a beautiful woman and james is stuck with a lunatic and a corpse. 25. going 65 in a 25 and running a red light is wreckless driving as far as mike is concerned. 26. louis needs help. 27. frost and laznikski are on a time clock. 28. the pizza clown has to go with us! 29. pellets have a very far shooting distance. 30. you can't say james and carl haven't been alot of laughs. 31. after a rough night berger looks freakin dead. 32. she took the wrong tape! 33. after a car blows up it looks pretty undriveable. 34. susan hates liars. 35. the air is just right for drinking. 36. if you have a dead body in your apartment put a nixon mask on it. 37. tricky dick and the pizza clown must come with you when you're following your friend. 38. he's not some comic book superhero he's a pizza man. 39. that coffee needed sugar.
43. Louis thinks Mike and Jeff look pretty ******* sweet to him. 44. Louis snapped the necks of people who knocked on doors in Fubai like twigs, and they never saw it coming either.
This fog is getting thicker! And Leon's getting laaaaarrrrrger!
45. Pellet guns allow someone to seriously aggravate a situation without actually changing the course of history. 46. When Louis feels like talking to you, he will look at you. 47. Gloves are kept in the glove compartment. 48. Human life means very little to Louis at this point in time. 49. Louis thrives on misery. 50. Frost deals in pesos. 51. "California Magazine" misquotes interview subjects.
This fog is getting thicker! And Leon's getting laaaaarrrrrger!
52. Louis never gives up, not once. 53. Looking in someone's garbage is sometimes the best way to get to know them. 54. Doing shots help ankle pain. Carl rarely touches the stuff. 55. Louis still owes one to the intended receiver. 56. Carl and James surf shop is a gold mine.
59.Carl knows nothing about Betsy Scibetta..... 60. He does know she has a harelip 61. Putting a poop bomb in your fellow garbageman's locker is a declaration of war 62. Poop bombs comes with instructions 63 Rent A cops think Louis is as dumb as they look 64. Carl will solve a politicians murder simply by peeking in your mail 65. Carl lives a very private life as a phrenologist 66. A phrenologist feels and intrepets the size of Walt's anus 67. If u wanna solve a murder, and u feel the pretty lady across the street did it its best to tiptoe across the street as well on your way to investigate 68.the air is just right for drinking 69. James probably went the through alot referencing the bank to get the loan from, after all, they're a lot of loan agencies in the yellow pages 70. A pellet gun can seriously diffuse the aggravation of a certain problem, without actually changing the course of history. 71. They also sting like a bit@@ 72.Carl and James are part of the "don't let this happen to you crowd" 73. Los Playas police are so diligent, they're known to receive golf claps for their service 74. If your bad, the Los Playas police chief takes away your Vroom Vrooms 75. People in Los Playas throw away perfectly good white boys 76. The radio D.J. is whom u call if your man stays out all night 77. If your kidnapped by gunpoint while delivering a pizza, your girl will dump you 78. Lying about being a doctor of Phrenology will get u slapped 79. Spying on a hot chick will also get u slapped 80. If u handcuff 2 cops semi nude to the merry go round, you will pay for it, I sh## you not 81.James apparently has a redneck cousin in Texas who looks friggin dead when he is out late being shown a good time 82. And finally, when maxwell potterdam estimates that barrels of solid waste are leakproof for 150 years, he might slightly miscalculate it by 149 years and 11 months....
86. High Fiving can be done with garbage can lids even on Maxwell Potterdam III's face 87. Dogs piss on cops while handcuffed in suggestive positions 88. Pellet guns are durable and versataile 89. James is driving too fast 90. Louis dreams of a heavily armed garbage truck and shooting missiles at a pier by helicopter 91. The whole Las Playas PD is clued in to those two bozos; They may have escaped it this time and they should relish the moment. 92. Berger apparently had a special relationship with his campaign manager 93. The Commie Bastard gets no food! 94. Jolt Cola was the precursor to energy drinks in the US. 95. Luzinski doesn't know how to rig that thing even though he followed the instructions 96. James will swing for this, I $h!t you not! 97. This is all going on Louis' report 98. A police car can stop a bulldozer 99. When he's not in Summer School, Chainsaw delivers pizza for Pedro 100. This movie is still funny!
103. Oprah winfrey was richard nixon's chief of staff during the final days of watergate. 104. There is a time and place for everything. 105. Biff hates weights. 106. There's no tape delay on open line.
111. If you find a dead body, put a Nixon mask on him a sit him on the $h!tter. 112. Lewis sucks too. 113. Day old coffee, Jaegermeister, aspirin, and ice cream make the perfect morning drink. 114. The pizza guy is single now. 115. You can fall in love with a woman after feeling the bumps on her head. 116. Mario loves making paper cranes. 117. Air bags make excellent booby traps. 118. Jeff doesn't talk much. 119. Lewis hates cops. 120. The gym has cross country ski machines and things where you row. 121. If you almost get run over by a car, the only logical thing to to is ram his car with yours.